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EDIT: Chirst on a crossbun, thanks for the front page and the awards guys. Seriously, it's an honor :D.
So about three weeks ago I was rollerblading across a crosswalk when I was suddenly smashed by a turning car.
The first thing I did as I lay there in the middle of the highway was take out my phone and update my Facebook, proclaiming "just got hit by a car, lol."
And on the ride to the hospital I came up with this.
I don't own a Facebook and hate everything about that awful website but I still didn't find this funny. Try harder.
Moral of the story? Don't text & drive...
and funny xD
I understand your comedy however the first time I saw this, I thought I missed the joke, thinking the text message was the facebook joke. I suggest leaving the text message on longer (removing the typing of the reply part out if needs be) in order that we can see that it's not the joke.
Sorry but I am only able to give you a 4 star as I needed to see it twice to enjoy it
when i die and go go to god i will say oh shit
A starving village ask a water spirit to help them.
Strawberry clock forgets his ticket on the train but maybe he'll be ok
a clock day story
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