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Oct 6, 2009 | 8:18 PM EDT
  • Weekly Users' Choice October 7, 2009
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EDIT: Chirst on a crossbun, thanks for the front page and the awards guys. Seriously, it's an honor :D.

So about three weeks ago I was rollerblading across a crosswalk when I was suddenly smashed by a turning car.

The first thing I did as I lay there in the middle of the highway was take out my phone and update my Facebook, proclaiming "just got hit by a car, lol."

And on the ride to the hospital I came up with this.




Rated 4 / 5 stars March 26, 2012

I understand your comedy however the first time I saw this, I thought I missed the joke, thinking the text message was the facebook joke. I suggest leaving the text message on longer (removing the typing of the reply part out if needs be) in order that we can see that it's not the joke.

Sorry but I am only able to give you a 4 star as I needed to see it twice to enjoy it


Rated 5 / 5 stars March 2, 2012

when i die and go go to god i will say oh shit


Rated 5 / 5 stars February 8, 2012

Did anybody else notice that he had 69 messages? :3

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Rated 5 / 5 stars October 10, 2011


After registering on Fabbook, I left already, wtf is there to do XD?