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EDIT: Chirst on a crossbun, thanks for the front page and the awards guys. Seriously, it's an honor :D.
So about three weeks ago I was rollerblading across a crosswalk when I was suddenly smashed by a turning car.
The first thing I did as I lay there in the middle of the highway was take out my phone and update my Facebook, proclaiming "just got hit by a car, lol."
And on the ride to the hospital I came up with this.
I... I.... need to post this on facebook... hahahahahahahaha
10 stars, mate!
The officer's name tag says "McDickFace" XD
He wasted his last few seconds on facebook
i can sooooooo relate to this since i am a facebook addict!!!!!
guy drains his main vein.
The first episode of my original anime
Two Men Fight to the Death!
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