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EDIT: Chirst on a crossbun, thanks for the front page and the awards guys. Seriously, it's an honor :D.
So about three weeks ago I was rollerblading across a crosswalk when I was suddenly smashed by a turning car.
The first thing I did as I lay there in the middle of the highway was take out my phone and update my Facebook, proclaiming "just got hit by a car, lol."
And on the ride to the hospital I came up with this.
The facebook bit has been done too many times, or at least this one. Yea the constant status updates suck, but it wouldn't be bad to see something about how facebook is almost like a game council now with farmville and mobsters and all that crap.
I... I.... need to post this on facebook... hahahahahahahaha
10 stars, mate!
The officer's name tag says "McDickFace" XD
He wasted his last few seconds on facebook
Two restaurant mascots crash their co-worker's house party.
He stands against his worst enemy, himself.
4 college burnouts fighting monsters... Trying to make money.
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