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So about three weeks ago I was rollerblading across a crosswalk when I was suddenly smashed by a turning car.
The first thing I did as I lay there in the middle of the highway was take out my phone and update my Facebook, proclaiming "just got hit by a car, lol."
And on the ride to the hospital I came up with this.
i enjoy it :D
this video teach you how to kiss Lmao
This was pretty funny, but so true. So many people these days are so obsessed with Facebook, I wouldn't be surprised if something happened like this and it was broadcast all over the news.
I loved the Cop's facial expression; Officer "McDickface." It's always the little details that make you laugh so hard, you cry. Definitely.
really great video
now to point out the obvious shit
on his profile page
there were 3024 videos of his ass and 6000 pictures of his ass
and one of the boxes said rape LOL XD
^don't trust this shit then rewatch the vid and look for it
you know whats funny? after i watched this video and it returned to the "play" the trailer for "The Social Network" aka. the movie about the creator of facebooks life came on.
In the facebook scene the txtinator sed he was int the car tht ran ovah the dude
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