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EDIT: Chirst on a crossbun, thanks for the front page and the awards guys. Seriously, it's an honor :D.
So about three weeks ago I was rollerblading across a crosswalk when I was suddenly smashed by a turning car.
The first thing I did as I lay there in the middle of the highway was take out my phone and update my Facebook, proclaiming "just got hit by a car, lol."
And on the ride to the hospital I came up with this.
This is why I quit Facebook
Guy:Officer...c...come closer...closer...hold these... I...I need...I need to...post this on Facebook.
Officer:(...Fuck this, I'm leaving)
Facebook sure is evil
This is sad actually but damn it made me laugh so hard! 10 points for you!
I like the part where the guy commented when i see jesus ill say ... XDDDD
Some of the best flash movies i ever seen!
kickass! ahahahaha! :D
When Erik Myers is arrested for drunk driving, he is sentenced to Group Therapy.
A pokemon parody
After a lifetime of captivity, a goldfish finally finds freedom.
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