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EDIT: Chirst on a crossbun, thanks for the front page and the awards guys. Seriously, it's an honor :D.
So about three weeks ago I was rollerblading across a crosswalk when I was suddenly smashed by a turning car.
The first thing I did as I lay there in the middle of the highway was take out my phone and update my Facebook, proclaiming "just got hit by a car, lol."
And on the ride to the hospital I came up with this.
i need to post how hilarious this is
whoever doesnt give this 10 stars deserves the same fate...except...YOU CANT UPDATE YOUR STATUS
I need to post this!
Ive hated facebook since it started
when i die im gonna sing daisy bell like HAL from 2001 a space odysy
lol this deserves a 10/10, when the guy says hes dead that other guy just posts LMAO! lol
Blue Pencilmate meets Red Pencilmate, but things don't go so well...
While taking the day off work, Lloyd and Glynis take in a movie
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