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EDIT: Chirst on a crossbun, thanks for the front page and the awards guys. Seriously, it's an honor :D.
So about three weeks ago I was rollerblading across a crosswalk when I was suddenly smashed by a turning car.
The first thing I did as I lay there in the middle of the highway was take out my phone and update my Facebook, proclaiming "just got hit by a car, lol."
And on the ride to the hospital I came up with this.
Ive hated facebook since it started
when i die im gonna sing daisy bell like HAL from 2001 a space odysy
lol this deserves a 10/10, when the guy says hes dead that other guy just posts LMAO! lol
Photos of my ass.
Videos of my ass.
xD! BEST FB ACCOUNT EVER!! This is kinda why I quit FB. xD
that was hilarious
haha dieing XD XD
This is why I quit Facebook
Guy:Officer...c...come closer...closer...hold these... I...I need...I need to...post this on Facebook.
Officer:(...Fuck this, I'm leaving)
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