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Oct 6, 2009 | 8:18 PM EDT
  • Weekly Users' Choice October 7, 2009
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EDIT: Chirst on a crossbun, thanks for the front page and the awards guys. Seriously, it's an honor :D.

So about three weeks ago I was rollerblading across a crosswalk when I was suddenly smashed by a turning car.

The first thing I did as I lay there in the middle of the highway was take out my phone and update my Facebook, proclaiming "just got hit by a car, lol."

And on the ride to the hospital I came up with this.




Rated 5 / 5 stars


I need to post this!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Ive hated facebook since it started
when i die im gonna sing daisy bell like HAL from 2001 a space odysy


Rated 5 / 5 stars


lol this deserves a 10/10, when the guy says hes dead that other guy just posts LMAO! lol


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome! xD

Photos of my ass.
Videos of my ass.
xD! BEST FB ACCOUNT EVER!! This is kinda why I quit FB. xD

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

that was hilarious

haha dieing XD XD