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Sep 28, 2009 | 1:12 PM EDT

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You're thirsty, so you head off to the castle to get some tea.

Please don't kill me.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I liked it, very smart but it was quite annoying when all of the subtitles poped up. Maybe next time put them at the bottom of the screen so you can carry on playing without inturuption.
All and all 9/10 because there was put a lot of effort into it.

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Rated 0 / 5 stars


i like the idea of black and white games but the subtitles every minute was annoying plus there was no motivation or all

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Rated 2 / 5 stars


I don't know why people find this funny... >.> Please don't overdo the monologue.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Funny , and i get it

"Please dont kill me"

-After beating the game- "I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

But in all seriousness , i loved the 1924 text that pops up. its really funny
and @ Etcetaraing , its Supposed to Be like this. thats the point.

7/10. Better than average. really Love it


Rated 3 / 5 stars

A Game That Sacrifices Playability for Comedy

The platforming in this game is pretty solid, if basic. My only problem is the constant silent movie typography that pops up every time X is pressed, a coin is collected, etc. It was funny the first time it happened, and maybe the next few times, but after it happens every few seconds it detracts from the game severely. This sort of gimmick is ill-suited for a platformer, and, as said, detracts too much playability of the game itself all for the sake of a joke that is only funny the first few times.

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