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chuck norris haha! one time chuck norris came to my house and i shit my pants, then he pulled out a letter, it was sealed and he handed it to me, when i open it i read it and it said "My name is Chuck Norris, when you see me today you will shit your pants immediatly." i couldn't believe it, then he punched me in the stomach and smashed threw the door instead of opening it.
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Rated 5 / 5 stars September 9, 2011
lol
lol just click em all at the same time
Rated 3 / 5 stars June 27, 2011
poor bogeyman
lol chuck norris
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 27, 2009
Haha!
I love chunk norris, and this was great, the sayings kept me laughing.
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 27, 2009
haha awesome
chuck norris haha! one time chuck norris came to my house and i shit my pants, then he pulled out a letter, it was sealed and he handed it to me, when i open it i read it and it said "My name is Chuck Norris, when you see me today you will shit your pants immediatly." i couldn't believe it, then he punched me in the stomach and smashed threw the door instead of opening it.
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars September 27, 2009
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.