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Sep 26, 2009 | 1:13 PM EDT

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Soundboard contains quotes of Chuck Norris stating several of the best and truest Chuck Norris facts.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


lol just click em all at the same time


Rated 3 / 5 stars

poor bogeyman

lol chuck norris


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I love chunk norris, and this was great, the sayings kept me laughing.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

haha awesome

chuck norris haha! one time chuck norris came to my house and i shit my pants, then he pulled out a letter, it was sealed and he handed it to me, when i open it i read it and it said "My name is Chuck Norris, when you see me today you will shit your pants immediatly." i couldn't believe it, then he punched me in the stomach and smashed threw the door instead of opening it.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.