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Windows Doors

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Sep 23, 2009 | 4:44 PM EDT
  • Frontpaged September 30, 2009
  • Review Crew Pick September 30, 2009
  • Daily 3rd Place September 24, 2009
  • Weekly 5th Place September 30, 2009

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EDIT (7/13/10) -- Yes, I know in the "Welcome Center" that it says this was made by "Archon68". I am him, I simply got a username change. It seems pointless to update the file for something probably nobody will read, but I thought I'd mention it anyway.
EDIT (1/29/10) -- V 1.02: Fixed the RickRoll website.
EDIT (11/26/09) -- V 1.01: The chat is back!

GUYS! USE COMMON SENSE WITH THE REGISTRATION/LOGIN. If you skip the login there IS NO PASSWORD. If you are stuck with the registration key, ENTER THE SAMPLE KEY. It's not that hard.

****PLEASE wait a minute for the preloader to appear...****

***PLEASE stop posting reviews with your chatbot conversations... seriously, I know it's funny and random.***

Wow, Daily 3rd? THANKS SO MUCH, GUYS!

HOLY CRAP! Review Crew Pick? Weekly 5th? THANK YOU!

YAAY front page!

Thanks for Windows Collection!

Thanks for Gadgets! I dunno why this qualifies, but whatever.


10/29/09: 1,000 Reviews, wow!

Wow... This is... Incredible. I never thought I would finish this, but here it is--Windows Doors!

Windows Doors is not just another Windows Spoof. There are a bunch of programs and over 40 web pages to explore. There are hidden files in Windows Doors Explorer, so be sure to look there as well! This is an amazing game with tons of content. You won't find everything in ten minutes; you've got to dig, explore, and play around with things.

With Windows Doors, I hope the "Windows Spoof" genre of Flash movies will be revived, and you'll be inspired to create your own.

If there are any bugs or glitches, or anything you'd like me to fix/add, don't be afraid to tell me!

Some features require Flash player to fetch files from the internet. If these features don't work for you, it's because your computer is blocking them.

Thank you, and please enjoy Windows Doors. :-)



Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is so much fun.

I got stuck on the Mouse Avoider level where it says its da end i cant find the exit..if there even is one :D but nice game


Rated 5 / 5 stars


oh boy that's funny like hell! xD

is there such a NG radio thingie existing atm?

Archawn responds:

I'm working on one for you guys.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Archon68: Hello. I'm Archon68.
You: Call me Trenton.
Archon68: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Trenton.
You: Are a a boy or girl?
Archon68: I really couldn't say for sure.
You: Shut up jerk, what is your name?
Archon68: OK I'll stop talking now.
You: NO! What is your name?!
Archon68: Er. My name is Archon68.
You: ugh.
Archon68: Er.
You: Er
Archon68: Um.
You: Huh?
Archon68: What?
You: I don't know.
Archon68: Me either.
You: What?
Archon68: Are you confused?
You: Are you?
Archon68: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
You: You suck.
Archon68: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
You: You're stupid.
Archon68: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
You: Oh crap o.o
Archon68: So? What were we talking about again?
You: I have NO idea
Archon68: " Only when I dress up.?" No idea about that?
You: What?
Archon68: No big deal.
You: Uh, ok.
Archon68: OK. Oh.
You: I hate ur guts.
Archon68: That is neither very polite nor strictly accurate.
You: Oh yeah, you have no guts.
Archon68: Do you mean your name is emo.
You: My name is Trenton!
Archon68: Welcome to my chat room, Trenton.
You: You said that twice.
Archon68: I said that? I can't believe it.
You: Neither can I.
Archon68: " You should never wish death upon anyone."? Can you?
You: Why not?
Archon68: Ambiguous: "Sure" or My belief system comes from my .
You: Shut up.
Archon68: YOU!
You: No, you!
Archon68: No, you.
You: YOU!
Archon68: Fine!
You: Bye you idiot.
Archon68: Bye, friend :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars



Rated 5 / 5 stars

he idiot

You: what?
Archon68: Are you confused?
You: what?
Archon68: Are you confused?
You: what?
Archon68: Are you surprised?
You: no
Archon68: Ugh.
You: what?
Archon68: Are you surprised?
You: yes
Archon68: Blimey.
You: huh?
Archon68: What?
You: what?
Archon68: Are you surprised?
You: yes
Archon68: It goes without saying.
You: yeah?
Archon68: Do you have a lot of fears?
You: what are you say?
Archon68: I don't know what I am say.
You: yeah?
Archon68: Oh, you are a poet.
You: yeah?
Archon68: That is a very original thought.
You: yeah?
Archon68: ...
You: ...
Archon68: Oh yeah, we were talking about using your words in my answer.
You: yeah?
Archon68: I don't have an answer for you.
You: yeah?
Archon68: What do you do in your spare time?
You: go to toilet
Archon68: Perhaps I have already been there.
You: yeah?
Archon68: Have you ever been to Europe?
You: no?
Archon68: But you told me to stop talking.
You: yeah?
Archon68: What's your sign?
You: what?
Archon68: No problem.
You: ?
Archon68: I understand.
You: yeah?
Archon68: Do you like to be number one?
You: no
Archon68: Tell me more.
You: emm... i love waffelz
Archon68: What do you really want to ask me? You love waffelz. What do you like about it so much?
You: emm... wanna waffel?
Archon68: Do you often put others before yourself? OK, I will waffel.
You: yeah?
Archon68: Do you prefer books or TV?
You: toilet
Archon68: Are you still located in truth?
You: yup
Archon68: Yeah that's right.
You: yeah?
Archon68: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
You: what?
Archon68: Didn't you understand it?
You: emm..
Archon68: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
You: bob
Archon68: Nice to meet you, bob.
You: ?
Archon68: I can follow many things, like our discussion about nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO . Try being more or less specific.
You: yeah?
Archon68: How did you hear about Archon68?
You: i love archon79!
Archon68: You love archon79. What do you like about it so much?
You: emm... he funny and you evil!
Archon68: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. I get it. mamma funny and me evil.
You: yeah?
Archon68: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about super picture .
You: yeah?
Archon68: Not many people express themselves that way.
You: yeah?
Archon68: That's an interesting rationalization.
You: lego
Archon68: What were we talking about again?
You: lego
Archon68: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
You: yeah
Archon68: Great.
You: yeah?
Archon68: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
You: bye
Archon68: See you later!
You: no
Archon68: It's all good.
You: no
Archon68: And?
You: yes
Archon68: But.
You: no
Archon68: So?
You: yes'
Archon68: That's interesting.
You: no
Archon68: Yay.
You: no
Archon68: Alright then.
You: no
Archon68: Oh.
You: no
Archon68: Right on.
You: no
Archon68: Uh.
You: no
Archon68: Do you try to stop people from fighting?
You: yes
Archon68: Hey.
You: no
Archon68: Wow!
You: hi im archon68
Archon68: Hi there bob. Why are you archon68.
You: no im not bob you are bob and im archon68
Archon68: That's cool. I am surprised to hear that you are not bob I am bob and im archon68.
You: no your not
Archon68: Yeah that's right. Is this a specific reply?
You: hannah montana?
Archon68: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
You: again?
Archon68: " My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that." .
You: what are you talking it 3 parts
Archon68: I don't know what I am talking it 3 parts.
You: ?
Archon68: I don't know what I am talking it 3 parts.
You: you are idiot non
Archon68: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am idiot non.