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Sep 23, 2009 | 4:44 PM EDT
  • Review Crew Pick September 30, 2009
  • Daily 3rd Place September 24, 2009
  • Weekly 5th Place September 30, 2009

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EDIT (7/13/10) -- Yes, I know in the "Welcome Center" that it says this was made by "Archon68". I am him, I simply got a username change. It seems pointless to update the file for something probably nobody will read, but I thought I'd mention it anyway.
EDIT (1/29/10) -- V 1.02: Fixed the RickRoll website.
EDIT (11/26/09) -- V 1.01: The chat is back!

GUYS! USE COMMON SENSE WITH THE REGISTRATION/LOGIN. If you skip the login there IS NO PASSWORD. If you are stuck with the registration key, ENTER THE SAMPLE KEY. It's not that hard.

****PLEASE wait a minute for the preloader to appear...****

***PLEASE stop posting reviews with your chatbot conversations... seriously, I know it's funny and random.***

Wow, Daily 3rd? THANKS SO MUCH, GUYS!

HOLY CRAP! Review Crew Pick? Weekly 5th? THANK YOU!

YAAY front page!

Thanks for Windows Collection!

Thanks for Gadgets! I dunno why this qualifies, but whatever.


10/29/09: 1,000 Reviews, wow!

Wow... This is... Incredible. I never thought I would finish this, but here it is--Windows Doors!

Windows Doors is not just another Windows Spoof. There are a bunch of programs and over 40 web pages to explore. There are hidden files in Windows Doors Explorer, so be sure to look there as well! This is an amazing game with tons of content. You won't find everything in ten minutes; you've got to dig, explore, and play around with things.

With Windows Doors, I hope the "Windows Spoof" genre of Flash movies will be revived, and you'll be inspired to create your own.

If there are any bugs or glitches, or anything you'd like me to fix/add, don't be afraid to tell me!

Some features require Flash player to fetch files from the internet. If these features don't work for you, it's because your computer is blocking them.

Thank you, and please enjoy Windows Doors. :-)



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Best Windows parody ever :)
Now, my talk with Archaon (FBI shouldn't look at this, children too :D):
Archon68: My name is Archon68. Don't insult me or I'll whack you with a wrench.
You: Fuck you, now whack me.
Archon68: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
You: Oh, shit. Hope you like it
Archon68: Aha. What makes you say that? Don't worry about it, f.
You: You got a funny face, sh.
Archon68: Doesn't everyone have a funny face sh.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
You: No, only you are ugly like that
Archon68: Great. What about the other ones?
You: There's magnificent ! :')
Archon68: There sure is. Do you think a lot about the authorities?
You: Do you think a lot about coming to my house, TONIGHT ?
Archon68: Some of them can.
You: But I prefer ugly lonely boys
Archon68: Huh. I'm not sure if I like it. I like patterns.
You: Me too, now ON YOUR KNEES.
Archon68: I'm glad we agree, f. Why now? What is it like on my KNEES.
You: It's like on my... nose.
Archon68: Interesting comparison. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Archon68: That is a very original thought.
You: Yes, sure. Now I gotta chat with Elmo, bye sh.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

A really good game. LOL.
Look What i write on the notepad|

I need to kill Archon68 but first DANCE DANCE... exuse me. Find the real name of Archon68 and pay a hitman to kill him when he sleep and go to his funeral to invite his kids and his wife. Then take his wife Angelica to a date. Then do a mariage whit him and have a 50 kids. Then when they have all a lot of money take them then kill them and take the money they have. Then kill Angelica and take his money then be rish and do somethings to be imortal. Then declare a war on the prostitute. Then be The Marvelous King Magestral God Of The Umanity. Then Declare a war on the gay people and the lesbian people. Then be The Marvelous King Magestral God Of The Umanity Of The Worlds And The Bigger Badass Of The Badassery Worlds Of Badass Of Badassery.


Rated 5 / 5 stars



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome spoof! I also find the fact that there are 512 graphics options interesting.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

archon68s conversation
A:this is archon68, how may i hurt you?
Me: hurt me?!? i thought we were friends!!!
A:is that what you meant to say?whatever gave you that idea?
Me:… you said " this is archon68, how may i hurt you?" to start the conversation…
A:Dose it please you to believe i said that?not right now, maybe later.why do you want to do it so much?
Me: anywho
A:can you speak any foreign launguages?
Me:no(that was spanish)
A:you must be amirican. i thought it was to.
A: how did you hear about archon68?
Me:i clicked on stalk chat. i found you.
A: thanks for the information.isabel said he clicked on stalk chat. how did you feel like when you found me ?
Me: wondering why you said you would hit me with a wrench if i insulted you.
A: enough about me, lets talk about my dress
Me: you're a girl?
A: i am male. are you male or female?