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Windows Doors

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Sep 23, 2009 | 4:44 PM EDT
  • Frontpaged September 30, 2009
  • Review Crew Pick September 30, 2009
  • Daily 3rd Place September 24, 2009
  • Weekly 5th Place September 30, 2009

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Author Comments

EDIT (7/13/10) -- Yes, I know in the "Welcome Center" that it says this was made by "Archon68". I am him, I simply got a username change. It seems pointless to update the file for something probably nobody will read, but I thought I'd mention it anyway.
EDIT (1/29/10) -- V 1.02: Fixed the RickRoll website.
EDIT (11/26/09) -- V 1.01: The chat is back!

GUYS! USE COMMON SENSE WITH THE REGISTRATION/LOGIN. If you skip the login there IS NO PASSWORD. If you are stuck with the registration key, ENTER THE SAMPLE KEY. It's not that hard.

****PLEASE wait a minute for the preloader to appear...****

***PLEASE stop posting reviews with your chatbot conversations... seriously, I know it's funny and random.***

Wow, Daily 3rd? THANKS SO MUCH, GUYS!

HOLY CRAP! Review Crew Pick? Weekly 5th? THANK YOU!

YAAY front page!

Thanks for Windows Collection!

Thanks for Gadgets! I dunno why this qualifies, but whatever.


10/29/09: 1,000 Reviews, wow!

Wow... This is... Incredible. I never thought I would finish this, but here it is--Windows Doors!

Windows Doors is not just another Windows Spoof. There are a bunch of programs and over 40 web pages to explore. There are hidden files in Windows Doors Explorer, so be sure to look there as well! This is an amazing game with tons of content. You won't find everything in ten minutes; you've got to dig, explore, and play around with things.

With Windows Doors, I hope the "Windows Spoof" genre of Flash movies will be revived, and you'll be inspired to create your own.

If there are any bugs or glitches, or anything you'd like me to fix/add, don't be afraid to tell me!

Some features require Flash player to fetch files from the internet. If these features don't work for you, it's because your computer is blocking them.

Thank you, and please enjoy Windows Doors. :-)



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Very good window's parody!i like this because it is better than all other parodies however the most fun i had was conversatins with the bot.i will give this game a 3.5 star for it's laughs it gave me


Rated 5 / 5 stars

what's the password?


Rated 5 / 5 stars

My conversation.

Archon68: Hello. I'm Archon68.
You: Sup dude
Archon68: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
You: Nice.
Archon68: Thank you for that remark.
You: You're welcome
Archon68: The pleasure was all mine.
You: Blood
Archon68: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
You: Yes, i have known that because of Homestuck
Archon68: Ayuh. Who told you?
You: Andrew Hussie
Archon68: Never heard of him.
You: He made the popular webcomic Homestuck.
Archon68: I get it. another dude made the popular webcomic Homestuck.
You: Meow
Archon68: Yes I love them.
You: uhdfsijguysikaLFujbdsahyf
Archon68: Does "it" still refer to my address?
You: dhhyufegwyffgbhediinbwjwksodidjen
Archon68: Does that remind you of hacked?
You: ye2
Archon68: What time is it there?
You: no
Archon68: That was not a yes or no question.
You: yes
Archon68: Groovy.
You: yes
Archon68: Ugh.
You: yes
Archon68: And?
You: yes
Archon68: But.
You: What
Archon68: No big deal.
You: mmm...Kay
Archon68: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Are you a man or a woman?
You: Woman
Archon68: Me too. I am a she.
You: No, You're a bear!
Archon68: Take it easy. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bear? Only when it matters.
You: MEOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Archon68: Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?
You: Yes
Archon68: Wow!
You: Mostly because i have chipped cartilage
Archon68: That makes sense to me. Where did you get your chipped cartilage? I have a very nice programmer. What else?
You: There is no spoon - kid from the matrix
Archon68: Where did it go?
You: nowhere
Archon68: I have been to the middle of nowhere.
Archon68: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
You: Yes
Archon68: Woe!
You: Make a sentance, helllo
Archon68: What are the ingredients?
You: Coffee, rotten eggs
Archon68: So was that.
You: a rock
Archon68: How old are you?
You: 12
Archon68: Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
You: No...
Archon68: Excuse me!
You: Mew
Archon68: Are we still talking about ducks ?
You: Wut
Archon68: Are you confused?
You: Yes!
Archon68: What are you confused about?
You: You
You: Bye dude, see ya!
Archon68: Goodbye.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I found this quite funny:
You: type i will kill myself
Archon68: OK. "You will kill yourself.".


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is a nice game you should make it for windows 8

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