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Crush the Castle: PP

rated 4.43 / 5 stars
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Action - Shooter - Fixed

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Sep 22, 2009 | 5:05 PM EDT

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Author Comments

With over 1400+ castles submitted, Crush the Castle Players Pack was made for the fans by the fans. The King thanks everyone who submitted.

The resistance has spread further and the King is not happy. He has ordered you once again to crush all resistance to help expand his territory. Crush castle after castle by wiping out each of it's inhabitants with your large Trebuchet. Win medals for crushing the castle using the least amount of projectiles, unlock new secret projectiles, and share you castles faster and easier than ever before.

Produced In-House by Armor Games Inc.
Programmed by Joey Betz.
Art by Chris "Con" Condon.

*Update 1.34 - Medals*



Rated 2 / 5 stars

How to make it work?

I found it very hard to get the catapult to actually work! You click but nothing happens, the rocks don't even make it past the stakes.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

not bad

I still prefer crush the castle 2, but it is ok


Rated 2 / 5 stars

the game sucks

the game sucks it was way to f***ing easy make it harder


Rated 2 / 5 stars

It's amazing...

... that you managed to (brutally I imagine) extract a sequel from what was originally a weak game, both conceptually and in execution.

For a start, the physics are completely erratic. A guy wobbling slightly will be "killed" and yet one who is thrown up in the air will land on the ground without so much as a scratch on his pixely armour. And somehow, hitting the same spot will result in a different outcome each time.

The catapult is awkward to control and nigh-on impossible to judge. You can sometimes get a rough idea of where you are aiming, but for all practical purposes this game relies solely on chance.

Perhaps there would be an element of strategy to it if you didn't have to get nearly every single one in one shot to earn a gold medal.

It seems to me you've prioritised difficulty against entertainment here, I know that challenging games are generally more fun but this just takes the piss. If I wanted to be frustrated I would go to a fashion show and look at all the girls I'll never have sex with.

And what's with all the fucking noises when the level starts? They're just annoying...

Oh yeah, and if you're going to make a walkthrough video for a game, make sure that following your method will produce the same result for someone watching.

In short, to anyone reading this before playing - Don't bother, go play something fun instead.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

medevil times?

what all you do is crush castles?!?