ACTUALLY READ THIS, PLEASE.
This is the intro for what will someday be the cartoon version of my comic book, since no one likes to read anymore.
I DID NOT MAKE THIS FOR YOU, so if you're thinking of taking 20 minutes to write a huge critique on how crappy you think it is and how to do it "right," then think again. I will have your head on my sandwich for my lunch. I don't mind if you happen to like it and want to comment, but if you're going to be rude, I'd really prefer you keep it to yourself. I worked hard on this. And I'm only uploading it to Newgrounds, so I have a link to give people.