Your beloved Princess Laucherella here!!! Today is a VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, special day! It is Brock Janson AKA ItchyBarney AKA Cyberen's 24th birthday today!
But it's much more than a birthday, folks. Recently Cyberen was arrested for the murder of a local artist named Anton Reemcobb, and this may be his last birthday as a free man for a very long time. This isn't a joke. There is a huge thread about it on the BBS you can read.
Please go to http://cyberen.newgrounds .com and wish him a happy birthday. This may be your last chance to say happy birthday to Cyberen for several years.
As for tonight's Silly, it's something of a birthday flash tribute. Cyberen and Jhonen Vasquez go to the Fuddruckers restaurant for what Cyberen was led to believe was a humble birthday dinner with his idol/love interest.
Much to Cyberen's surprise, Jhonen Vasquez has invited all of Cyberen's friends: Dr. Buttswallows, Nurse Shartzworth, the fun-loving ghost of Sylvia Plath, Ms. Funny, the Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, and a familiar face that Cyberen thought was dead!
Can you guess who? IT'S HORSEBITCH! Yes, Jessica the Horsebitch herself and her wisecrackin' horse Susie, both alive and well! Golly, I bet you guys are all wondering how Horsebitch faked her own death! She'll Cyberen aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall about it when they slip off into the woman's rest room for a deeply disturbing romantic encounter.
But it doesn't end there kids! Horsebitch is unaware that the insidiously evil Mr. Dr. Prof. Steely Tennipples had implanted a gps chip in Susie's butt, and she has inadvertantly led him RIGHT TO CYBEREN AND JHONEN!
Can our heroes stave off the antagonistic army of this ornery octogenarian? WATCH AND FIND OUT!
Happy birthday Cyberen! I love you!
<3
Princess Laucherella
