Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

This took me almost two weeks to make. The last week consisted only of me trying to get sound in this damn thing. Dx

If you don't know what to do, just click around. Almost everything's clickable. If I told you what you were supposed to do it'd be too easy.

...yeah, Vista's not really like this. But it DOES suck.
If your computer has this many dangerously explosive viruses on it, you might consider getting a new computer.

Songs:
Smells Like Teen Spirit - String Quartet
A Ten Second Opera - Repo! The Genetic Opera

Enjoy.

Edit: Shit. Um, next time I know to use a preloader.