A Clockwork Cyberen by Princess-Laucherella


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Submitted: 09/05/2009 | 11:27PM EST

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Hi, hi, hi there! Princess Laucherella here with another horrorshow Cyberen Silly for you all to viddy!

Last episode it was revealed that Jhody Valenzuela is NOT a police officer, but simply a (prostitute who bears a striking resemblance to Jhonen) wearing "sexy cop" attire. If you go back and look at "Cyberen Pays For Sex" (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/510435) with this in mind, it will become rather obvious. Furthermore, she doesn't seem remotely angry about being clubbed over the head by Cyberen and Jhonen Vasquez, and locked in the trunk of the Jhonenmobile. On the contrary, she seems to be the life of the party!

After the TOTALLY RADICAL pizza party, our heroes - accompanied by Jhody Valenzuela - head out for a night of ultraviolent escapades in the Jhonenmobile! Around this part, I included a rather HILARIOUS musical sequence featuring Cyberen singing "Singin' in the Rain"! Little did they know, Jhody was setting our heroes up to get busted, this time for realz!

Luckily for your favorite cartoonist and his equally effeminate bootlicker Cyberen, the officers who round them up are big Jhonen Vasquez fans (not in a psychotically obsessive way like Cyberen, but fans nonetheless)! They offer to let them both off scot-free if they agree to make Cyberen the guinea pig for an experimental brainwashing procedure known as "The Liberace Technique" wherein Cyberen would become physically nauseous every time he had a homosexual urge!

What does this mean for a closet homosexual like Cyberen? WATCH AND FIND OUT!

I love you all! Please remember to stop by http://cyberen.newgrounds .com to wish Brock Janson, the real Cyberen good luck. As you probably already read on the BBS or from me, he has been arrested for murder. Tomorrow is his 24th birthday, and possibly his last birthday as a free man for a very long time.

-Princess L.

Once again, special thanks to Rumblemunky for tonight's Silly!

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timafuka

"whats with the bad reviews?"

date: October 2, 2009

i love this

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MrLucky100

"U fail at flash"

date: September 13, 2009

I cant believe you still even submit to newgrounds when all of your submissions suck and look like this. And FYI no one thinks anything you submit is even funny!! You wasted you time on something as pointless as this and in that time you may have actually made something worthwhile! Do everyone a favor and make an actual submission!!!

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Sheizenhammer

"I'm genuinely confused."

date: September 6, 2009

Why, oh why, do you do this?

I'm not gonna complain about the flash (you know as well as I do why it's getting a low score), but after seeing so many of these things I have to ask: why don't you put the comments IN the flash? You know, make some simple comic strip / slide show out of the text instead of writing it in the author comments and just throwing a random pile of garbage in the .swf file as filler?

I ask because it would take LESS effort to do than what these things currently involve, and you'd likely get BETTER scores for it. All you'd have to do is copy / paste the text you write in the comments box into a few frames, and draw some simple pictures to go with the story (which actually isn't too bad, all things considered). Add a couple of back / forward buttons to go between the frames, and you're done.

After you've got the first one done, all you'd have to do for each new one is change the text to whatever you were gonna write in the comments anyway. Ergo, once you've done one (which would take the bare minimum of work in the first place), you'd have to do practically nothing besides what you do anyway (i.e. write a half-assed story).

I know you probably won't listen to this, but given the fact that the only redeeming feature in your flashes currently is the preloader / intro screen, it was worth a shot. As the intro screen proves, you CAN draw and animate worth a shit; it wouldn't be hard at all for you to do any of the above.

Just consider it, m'kay? No? Ah, whatever; I tried. :/

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IceSickle

"It seems"

date: September 5, 2009

that most of your submissions are just some kind of picture with a music loop. Not really the most entertaining movie. Try to add on to it. If you really like making pictures present a lot in a movie at once so that maybe in context with the others they would be funny. Best of luck to you.

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