Dick Neck: Origins

rated 4.40 / 5 stars
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Comedy - Parody

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Aug 27, 2009 | 5:04 PM EDT

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April 27th, 2009...on the General BBS, "the beast awakened..."


What was going to become a comic-book series, I had decided to go all-out and make Dickneck's origin story my third animation project ever! I have no shame.

Based entirely on rumerio's contribution to "the beast awakens..." thread, for a solid, creative, Newgroundsy origin story!

EyeLovePoozy backed the project from the beginning, and is truly the spine of the project, pulling in the talents of Jade's hilarious artwork, and TomaMoto's superb narration! I can't thank you enough, Poozy! This flash would've sucked a lot more without you.

I needed help with sound effects, since I wasn't going to do "Mouth-FX" like I had done with my previous animation, "Zone of the Awesome." I got a fellow collaborator, 9voltproductions, to fill in all of my SFX needs. He even provided a few voices!

Take it for what it is, not for what it isn't. Vote honestly, and leave a useful review!

Also, be sure to watch it 'till the end!




Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is wonderful.

Portal needs more stuff like this. The art, the crude humor, everything. Awesome job.

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Phobotech responds:

Wow, thank you! You're one of my heroes on this site, so I'm especially appreciative of the kind words, thanks! :D


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


As long as this masterpiece lives on so will the legend of Dick Neck.

One question though. Where can I get those songs? I've searched my dick off for "Extraordinary", "Sacred Oath", and "Guardian Light", and have found nothing. There were 2 or 3 sites that had the correct title and author name, but when I clicked play I received jack shit.

Anyway, great movie. Loved the voice acting and the way it fit with the music.

Can't wait to see the sequel.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


this movie is so badass. It is very awesome


Rated 5 / 5 stars


That was hilarious, especially the mascot. And the creativity in the science and STD and penises was terrific. Great job. But that was disgusting.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Absolutely brilliant!

I thought this was one if the most creative ideas ever! Not only was it epic, but it was just downright funny!

So very much like the epic reading series (Such as half life, full life consequences) and you even decided to put a few Half Life references in there which are awesome. A lot of satirical comedy which is good for the audience that your catering for. (Who doesn't like a good ball gag every once and a while? ...In fact, don't answer that =>_>=)

The style of drawing was great, and it reminded me of something between Fallout 3's vault boy, Tankmen and the epic artwork done for Metal Gear Acid 1/2. The animations were smooth and concise, with no jumping between frames (As seen with some animations)

The music throughout was fitting right down to the T. (Especially the oral scene, gotta love queen eh?)

Absolutely class! I thought the deep raspy voice was suited to the narrator's role, to give the flash a serious tone, but an far from serious topic. No kind of interference in the recording which led to crisp voices that were very easy to understand.

The only complaint I have is.. Where is the sequel? There NEEDS to be a sequel, plain and simple.

Hope you found this useful,


(PS. To the guy below me. You got PWNED!!!!)

Phobotech responds:

Thanks for the badass review! This is what I like to see....this could be giving the flash a zero, and I'd still read it with enthusiasm if it had a point.

First, there were Half Life references in this? As far as I knew, the only video game reference I made was to the little Jehuty model on the doctor's bookshelf. Could you please elaborate on what it is in Half Life that's being referenced, because they weren't intentional.

Secondly, a sequel has been written. There are many flash projects that I want to precede it, though...lol, probably by the time I get around to it, nobody will remember what Dick Neck is...and my goal is to make that not matter. It'll be an animation challenge for me, as well as a writing experiment in balancing comedy with action. I'm confident in it, but I'm not confident in my abilities as an animator yet. I'm hoping the projects I have set in que can help bring me up to speed.

I'm glad you enjoyed the flash! Thanks again for the awesome review, and be sure to check out more of TomaMoto's vocal flexibility.