EDIT: Damn! A Newgrounds Hidden Gem? I'd feel honored, but most of the credit goes to Druox for the writing, voicing and providing the sounds for it.
So, Druox was all "Dude! I just made this funny commercial thing, wanna animate it?"
And I was all "Chyeah, brah! That'd be awesome!"
And he was all "Sweet, man! Get to work!"
A week later, this monstrosity was born. So, here it is. Watch and love it!