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Aug 17, 2009 | 10:46 AM EDT
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Acupuncture 5 Points Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star 5 Points Launch the Turtle
Jump Man 5 Points Smash a goomba
Novice 5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark 5 Points Find the hidden button
Amateur 10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver 10 Points Blow up a jeep
Harrasment 10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space 10 Points Reach space
Strong Armed 10 Points Get punched by a banana
Abducted 25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus 25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent 25 Points Play over an hour
Professional 25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive 25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
Master 50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler 50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Author Comments

Toss the Turtle
Use cannons, bombs, and jetpacks to shoot your turtle as far as possible!
Collect cash to upgrade your equipment.
Click and hold to gain power, release to fire
Use the WASD keys to control the turtle in flight
Click with your mouse to shoot the turtle

Art by Gonzo
Programming by Foreverkul
ATTENTION: An iPhone version is in development at this time. Don't support thieves!

Version 1.3.3NG Update
-patch for reaching 10million+ and misc tweaks

Interested in hosting this game? Contact me kul_dg[a]



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars September 19, 2009


This is without a doubt one of the most addictive games I have played yet. Your main objective is to launch your turtle as far as possible and get money to buy upgrades for your gear. Alot of games use this idea but this one seems to stand out with some slight features.

The best part of this game is watching your turtle fly across the screen and bash into whatever he flys into. This is fun at first but can loose some steam after a point. Ofcourse hitting items can make things alittle more fun, after a point it starts to get boring.

The stronger weapons pack one HELL of a punch, and makes you feel like you realy accomplished something by getting them. once you buy everything once again it can get alittle boring.

The music is epic and the sound effects are just as entertaining as the rest of the game

All in all this game is great, and well worth the time you put into it.

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars August 20, 2009

pretty good

-1 for the medal glitch-im running firefox on w7.
Personally i feel that it is too easy to gain upwards velocity compared to speed, he spends most of the time offscreen-and since ground/other objects are both rare (ish) and only appear low down they basically become an irrelevence. More focus on obstacles as opposed to powerups is what this game needs. Absolutely lovin the art though <3

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars August 26, 2009

Out with the new

what have you done? I played this for hours, even though the NG medals weren't working properly, and now I come back I have hit a Big Bird every time and had to refresh. I am giving up on the fifth go.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars August 30, 2009

A fun, but forgettable remake of Kitten Cannon

We all remember Kitten Cannon, right? If not, you're either a child who should probably avoid Newgrounds or you've been living under a rock for the last ten years.

Anyways, this game takes it and adds to it. The graphics are phenomenal, the interface is easy to maneuver, and the WASD navigation is a huge plus. The addition of weapons, jetpacks, and new cannons adds a little more skill than just aiming the cannon and shooting. It's a fun game to play, and unlocking everything is a challenge... Well, up until you're after the last tier of everything.

Frankly, once you get the Golden Cannon, the game isn't fun anymore. Getting money becomes too easy, the turtle is off screen half the time, the other half he's falling or rising too fast for the game to process any possible obstacles that may have been in your way. The WASD control is pretty much useless until you get the second cannon, and then it becomes useless again with the Golden Cannon, which would be fine if there weren't another level of cannon. But even so, the game just becomes tedious. Waiting for the turtle takes forever and you start wishing the damn thing would stop so you can see your score. Getting 100,000 is a challenge, but then it becomes a poor round if you get any less than 3,000,000. Skill is only required for the middle of the game, as the game starts slow and ends slow.

The game will pull you in, occupy you for two hours or so, and then spit you back out, wishing you had those two hours back. It's a fun rehashing of Kitten Cannon, the new additions give it a more strategic gameplay... For a little while. The weapons ruin the lasting appeal of besting your old scores that Kitten Cannon does.

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars May 28, 2011

Your average time waster

Make that ABOVE average time waster. Nice graphics sounds and easter egg. Interesting objects. Steering keeps you attentive; until you blurt out 10 miles with the cannon alone. And after you've got all the items from the shop you are only left with the feeling you've wasted your time on a gambling game. Of course there are some moments of epic action.

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