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Toss the Turtle

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Aug 17, 2009 | 10:46 AM EDT
  • Frontpaged August 26, 2009
  • Weekly Users' Choice August 18, 2009
  • Daily Feature August 18, 2009

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Acupuncture 5 Points Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star 5 Points Launch the Turtle
Jump Man 5 Points Smash a goomba
Novice 5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark 5 Points Find the hidden button
Amateur 10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver 10 Points Blow up a jeep
Harrasment 10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space 10 Points Reach space
Strong Armed 10 Points Get punched by a banana
Abducted 25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus 25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent 25 Points Play over an hour
Professional 25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive 25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
Master 50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler 50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Author Comments

NEW Mobile version! Out now!

Toss the Turtle
Use cannons, bombs, and jetpacks to shoot your turtle as far as possible!
Collect cash to upgrade your equipment.
Click and hold to gain power, release to fire
Use the WASD keys to control the turtle in flight
Click with your mouse to shoot the turtle

Art by Gonzo
Programming by Foreverkul

Version 1.3.3NG Update
-patch for reaching 10million+ and misc tweaks

Interested in hosting this game? Contact me kul_dg[a]



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Great GFx, *hmmhmm* Gameplay

Hey man,
I gotta say that I got the "Addicted" Medal, so you won I guess :)!

The game isn't bad, but I found the leveling to be quite difficult (in the beginning). Also, all the bouncing gave me a headache and was really uncontrollable/unplayable. When you get to 200+ attitude, you know that you won't be able to control sh*t (nor play!) for the next five minutes!! That really annoyed me, and took away from the gameplay. Good thing is that you can play other games while your turtle's bouncing hahaha...
After you got lowered, you couldn't really advance if you lost your speed (stupid fireball sun a**hole!) (10k yards took like 5 minutes!), so it makes no sense to continue, I'd rather look for a spike rather than avoid it.

It's great that you incorporated the Medals, they made me "work hard for it", and I got everything except the hidden button. Which I doubt I'll look for.
So, it'd be cool if you'd do less bouncing, or zoom out, so you can control your turtle in the air, maybe make the powerups bigger!
BTW, great art, they were enjoyable!!
Good job and I hope you got my point and that the critic is understandable.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

good game

good game 5/5 10/10


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good Ass Job!

I love the game. Superb. I just want to know how the hell did "metalgearray" make a record "1,025,845" within five minutes of game play? I was only able to get like 20,000 at first. I mean, damn, come on. Is that even possible? Anyways, good game. I give it a fucking 10. lmao.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Perfect ^^

omfg! this game was so fucking perfect , exept for medals, i hitted the stopid banana but i dont get the medal (lol, hadouken!!!) 10/10


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I hit a major combo

little bomb, big bomb, shoriuken, 6 UFO bounces, 5 goomba's, and 3 groundhogs got me 60,000 ft. Awesome Game!!1!!!!!1!1