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Toss the Turtle

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Aug 17, 2009 | 10:46 AM EDT
  • Frontpaged August 26, 2009
  • Weekly Users' Choice August 18, 2009
  • Daily Feature August 18, 2009

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Acupuncture 5 Points Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star 5 Points Launch the Turtle
Jump Man 5 Points Smash a goomba
Novice 5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark 5 Points Find the hidden button
Amateur 10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver 10 Points Blow up a jeep
Harrasment 10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space 10 Points Reach space
Strong Armed 10 Points Get punched by a banana
Abducted 25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus 25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent 25 Points Play over an hour
Professional 25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive 25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
Master 50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler 50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Author Comments

NEW Mobile version! Out now!

Toss the Turtle
Use cannons, bombs, and jetpacks to shoot your turtle as far as possible!
Collect cash to upgrade your equipment.
Click and hold to gain power, release to fire
Use the WASD keys to control the turtle in flight
Click with your mouse to shoot the turtle

Art by Gonzo
Programming by Foreverkul

Version 1.3.3NG Update
-patch for reaching 10million+ and misc tweaks

Interested in hosting this game? Contact me kul_dg[a]



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Epic Fun!

Wow, this is the most addictive 'launch X out of Y' game I've ever played!

I love the graphics, the gameplay, the music, the sound effects, the upgrades, and the SPEED! OH GOD THE SPEED! There's something awesome about watching planets zoom by so fast that they're nothing but a quick blink on the screen. Much love to you guys for making this game, MAKE MORE!

5/5, 10/10, and a deep desire to hack the site and give you HIGHER SCORES!
(No, I'm not actually gonna do it, keep your pants on guys.)

Quick question for anyone who's played (please PM the answers): I can't find a sun to crash into or a jeep to blow up. I know I'm just missing them because I'm blind as a bat, so how high is the sun from the ground, and what do the jeeps look like (yeah, I know 'like jeeps' but I swear I haven't seen anything that looks like a jeep.)?

PS - My current best distance is 829,322.5 FT using the Tank, Missile, Chest Bomb, Nuke, and AK-47 (yes, the AK-47! It has the most ammo, and using the game's physics properly makes up for the power deficiency as compared to the sniper rifle. Takes a bit of practice to shoot one round at a time, though.)

Launch the tank, full power, at about a 40-45 degree angle. Set off the missile just as the turtle reaches the peak of his trajectory. Keep the AK-47 poised under him, and hit him when he gets to about halfway through the cloudy sky 'level' of the atmosphere. You have to hit the button as briefly as possible so as not to waste ammo. Keep hitting him just there until you run out of ammo (yes, he will lose altitude along the way, but that's okay). Aim as you will to use the obstacles to your advantage until his chest bomb goes off. Then, just as he looks like he's lost most of his steam from the extra boost, set off the nuke and repeat the aiming bit. There's a lot of luck involved, but you're -guaranteed- to get impressive distance.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Awesome, Small error with the awards.

I love this game, Its addicting and I can't stop playing it. My only real problem is that I got a ton of the awards, and upon returning i've found that most of the ones i got are now gone, Granted its not the biggest of deals, but its still something to note. Despite this, Its still a great game.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


when i was playing i found a glitch that made the screen turn grey great game please fix it!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Very good, but has flaws.

The biggest flaw I noticed is that when you fly through the air at a fast enough speed, Squirtle totally phases through any and all items. It kinda pisses me off when I need an ammo refill, or a height boost, and the collision physics just stop working. Also I noticed random amounts of heavy lag, though that may just be my computer. The fidgety medals are kind of annoying as well, I keep getting the same medal every time I meet the requirements. Kudos for you art though, diglett looks awesome, and the gameplay is solid.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great game.

this has surpassed Kitten Cannon, and my record atm is 300K + miles.