Follow Jim and his friends on a series of crazy adventures! Just don't bother Jim while he's enjoying his reefer!
It's the International Moron Patrol!
The story of a failed DJ who works at a coffee shop and smokes up.
Toss the Turtle
Use cannons, bombs, and jetpacks to shoot your turtle as far as possible!
Collect cash to upgrade your equipment.
Click and hold to gain power, release to fire
Use the WASD keys to control the turtle in flight
Click with your mouse to shoot the turtle
Art by Gonzo
Programming by Foreverkul
ATTENTION: An iPhone version is in development at this time. Don't support thieves!
Version 1.3.3NG Update
-patch for reaching 10million+ and misc tweaks
Interested in hosting this game? Contact me kul_dg[a]yahoo.com