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Toss the Turtle

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Aug 17, 2009 | 10:46 AM EDT
  • Frontpaged August 26, 2009
  • Weekly Users' Choice August 18, 2009
  • Daily Feature August 18, 2009

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Acupuncture 5 Points Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star 5 Points Launch the Turtle
Jump Man 5 Points Smash a goomba
Novice 5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark 5 Points Find the hidden button
Amateur 10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver 10 Points Blow up a jeep
Harrasment 10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space 10 Points Reach space
Strong Armed 10 Points Get punched by a banana
Abducted 25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus 25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent 25 Points Play over an hour
Professional 25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive 25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
Master 50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler 50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Author Comments

NEW Mobile version! Out now!

Toss the Turtle
Use cannons, bombs, and jetpacks to shoot your turtle as far as possible!
Collect cash to upgrade your equipment.
Click and hold to gain power, release to fire
Use the WASD keys to control the turtle in flight
Click with your mouse to shoot the turtle

Art by Gonzo
Programming by Foreverkul

Version 1.3.3NG Update
-patch for reaching 10million+ and misc tweaks

Interested in hosting this game? Contact me kul_dg[a]



Rated 5 / 5 stars


NOOH! 4,667,092 ft, 19 nukes remaining out of 52 purchased, insane velocity, altitude 1,567 and descending the fucking turtle hit a FUCKING SPIKE BALLOON! *commits seppuku in shame* Oh, super game btw. Insanely addictive. Played for 2 hours straight. :)

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Gold gun
Chest bomb
15 A-bombs
1,502,909 FT.
Awesome game dude!

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Got to 25,000 at some point... coulda kept going... but didn't for obvious reasons. It's a good game, but it got boring too fast and I can't suggest how you may fix that, because i don't know why it got boring so fast.

P.S. #2 WTF?!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

the best throwin stuff game in the world ever

love this game,it's awesome.just wish i could download it so i could play it offline

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Kitten Cannon.....with a turtle

Now, this game kicked my ass ten times over and I still loved it, don't get me wrong, but the idea was unoriginal as shit. Still, you took the idea of Kitten Cannon, and you made it your own, with new ways to die, new ways to fly, and best of all, medals.

However, the worst part was the lack of replayability. I noticed that once I had all of the medals, I didn't care about playing the game at all, because I was SO SICK of it. Eventually, you're flying in space so high that you're out of the screen for the majority of the game. I'm sorry, but that is just not a sign of a good game if I don't like playing it.

Overall though, nice work. The powerups like the jetpack and the chest bomb were surprising and useful. Nice job!

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