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Toss the Turtle

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Aug 17, 2009 | 10:46 AM EDT
  • Frontpaged August 26, 2009
  • Weekly Users' Choice August 18, 2009
  • Daily Feature August 18, 2009

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Acupuncture 5 Points Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star 5 Points Launch the Turtle
Jump Man 5 Points Smash a goomba
Novice 5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark 5 Points Find the hidden button
Amateur 10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver 10 Points Blow up a jeep
Harrasment 10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space 10 Points Reach space
Strong Armed 10 Points Get punched by a banana
Abducted 25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus 25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent 25 Points Play over an hour
Professional 25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive 25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
Master 50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler 50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Author Comments

Toss the Turtle
Use cannons, bombs, and jetpacks to shoot your turtle as far as possible!
Collect cash to upgrade your equipment.
Click and hold to gain power, release to fire
Use the WASD keys to control the turtle in flight
Click with your mouse to shoot the turtle

Art by Gonzo
Programming by Foreverkul
ATTENTION: An iPhone version is in development at this time. Don't support thieves!

Version 1.3.3NG Update
-patch for reaching 10million+ and misc tweaks

Interested in hosting this game? Contact me kul_dg[a]



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

good job

itspretty awesome there is hardly any good games man you made a good one good job man o ps the freaken bannan is fukin awesome


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good Work!

This is possibly one of the most addicting games Ive ever even seen! I mean, Great artwork, just amazing! The powerups were spectatularly place throughout the game, and the game was fairly easy to get up in, the only downside I think of is that 1. Your speed like iwoenai said, can make it where the turtle will glitch through a lot of stuff, I had been about 2000 ft in the air and glitched back to the ground after zooming through a spike, so that could be fixed
2. The UFO's aren't hard to find, but to get abducted, that's descently hard, and 100,000 ft isn't even close, I hit a ufo at like somewhere between 60,000 and 80,000 so that's false info, but Great game, 10 stars forever

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


One of the only games to ever hold a spot on the front page for more than 3 months at one time! And for good reason too! This game has nearly everything a person could want, and even those who aren't a fan of physics games will find themselves sucked into the time killing vortext that is Toss the Turtle.

There were almost countless positives to this game, and I will be happy to lis the most prominant right here! Positives:
1. Awesome array of weapons!
2. Guns were diverse and were all incredibly fun to use.
3. Cleaver use of technology and different aspects of physics games.
4. Awesome friction, and and almost flawless physics engine.
5. Countless hours of gameplay!
6. Incredibly diverse use of power-ups and boosters while Turtle is in flight.
7. Combination of blood, shooting, and physics aspects.
8. Lots and LOTS of stuff for the player to explore.

There were few downsides to this game... and they were all either repairable or understandable. Negatives:
1. Difficulty curve. The game started out really hard, and you were lucky if the damned turtle got anywhere, but once you got the golden cannon and the golden gun, 2,000,000 became an easy venture.
2. Taunting Badges: Some of those damned powerups you were trying to hit along your way became so incredibly hard to get, or come in contact with, it was slightly frustrating. The perfect example would be the UFO, which doesn't appear until later on in the levels, past 100,000 feet I believe. It was hard to get the turtle that far and sitll be able to hit powerups, and Ufo's were incredibly rare to find as is. That also brings me to my next downside.
3. Speed. Once the turtle got going fast enough, it never seemed to hit and powerups shape or form. I remember quite a few times when my turtle fell from incredibly high highest at massive speeds, and I actually landed on a powerup without hitting it at all. This may have been because of the speed, but it was awefully strange.
4. In ability to switch back to canons that you have purchased in the past. I often tried to use the big cannon rather than the tank itself, but to no avail. I clicked on it in the shop, but got a message telling me I had already purchased said cannon. This is probably user error.

Etierh way, you still get a full 10/10 from me, and I would go higher if I could. I have recommended this game to many people, both at school and at work and even to members of my family. Incredible game!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Brilliantly Fun

Loved playing every second of it. I got the Tank, $400,000 gun and a shit-load of nukes to see how far I could make it on one round. Cursed floating spikes!

3,451,776 ft
$546,567 Earned


Rated 5 / 5 stars

EPIC win!

dude awesome game I got a distance of 3725926.1ft