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Toss the Turtle

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Aug 17, 2009 | 10:46 AM EDT
  • Frontpaged August 26, 2009
  • Weekly Users' Choice August 18, 2009
  • Daily Feature August 18, 2009

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Acupuncture 5 Points Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star 5 Points Launch the Turtle
Jump Man 5 Points Smash a goomba
Novice 5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark 5 Points Find the hidden button
Amateur 10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver 10 Points Blow up a jeep
Harrasment 10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space 10 Points Reach space
Strong Armed 10 Points Get punched by a banana
Abducted 25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus 25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent 25 Points Play over an hour
Professional 25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive 25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
Master 50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler 50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Author Comments

NEW Mobile version! Out now!

Toss the Turtle
Use cannons, bombs, and jetpacks to shoot your turtle as far as possible!
Collect cash to upgrade your equipment.
Click and hold to gain power, release to fire
Use the WASD keys to control the turtle in flight
Click with your mouse to shoot the turtle

Art by Gonzo
Programming by Foreverkul

Version 1.3.3NG Update
-patch for reaching 10million+ and misc tweaks

Interested in hosting this game? Contact me kul_dg[a]



Rated 5 / 5 stars

cant get gold star

for some reason it wont let me get a gold star even tho i have everything else. any suggestions how or why this could be happenin?

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Ok that may have been one of the most fucking explosively fun games ever. Seriously, it was pretty damn great. It starts out a bit slow, but as you collect money, you'll start unlocking some pretty cool toys. Every aspect of this game is perfect, the art, the programing, the physics, everything is just excellent. Gonzossm did a really good job with the graphics.
I really liked all of the different things you could do, the suns, the ufo's, the goomba things, those birds that gave the crit sound, it was all awesome. In all, this felt a little like the 2005 game "Kitten Cannon", except with loads of steroids pumped into it. I also enjoyed the small traces of humor that were either written off to the side of the menus, or scattered about the seemingly never ending land.

Overall, this game was fucking excellent. If there is a soul on this Earth that hasn't played this game yet, they definitely need to.

Oh PS... My top score was 1,045,897 feet. Holy fucking shit right?

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Holy Golden Gun! :D

So many amazing moments:
Bounced off a boms then off Fearow into spikes
Spiked while of screen in the air
Newgrounds tanked into space + nuclear thingy + Golden gun = whered he go?

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Played for over 3 straight hours!

Such a simple premise, and yet, pulled off brillantly! I think it's sad that I played for so long, but such is the power of this great game! It makes you want to try that much harder, to eek out a few more thousand feet, to try to reach a Medal goal, or to pull off some other fantastic goal. Really, The programming, original art and great use of sound bytes and music that was used to come together and put together in such a way that I would honestly of paid real money to play(in the form of downloadable content on my Nintendo Wii *or any other system, PS3 or Xbox 360) It really is amazing that you guys, as a labor of love, put this together and let us play the crap out of it! Thanks so much! Hope to see more revisions that add to the experience after the holidays!!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Check it!

Score was 12,283,573.2 Ft Game ended by a UFO would of gone farther
Anyways, Its a good game, got me addicted =P
I like the artistry that it has, not at all bad
It has enough weapons to keep you stuck on the game for a long time.
(I got that 5hr medal, now my eyes hurt...)
Well Basically the games great and no need of anymore improvement, Id like to see more games from the Artist or the Programmer

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