Qecause I didn't feel like quying the full version.
Qecause my MX free trial ran out.
Qecause I didn't feel like downloading a crack/keygen/pr0n.
Qecause I didn't feel like downloading the Clock Day 2009 preloader.
Qecause it will pass through the portal.
Qecause you will vote 5...
...Qecause it is clock day.
EDIT: This really passed judgement? I suppose it IS clock day, but...just...wow...