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Aug 15, 2009 | 6:31 PM EDT

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Author Comments

This is my first attempt at doing anything like this. Like Bill Watterson before me, I have seen almost nothing having to do with noir other than parodies, so forgive me if I rely entirely on cliche's.

Big thanks to Corpsegrinder for the lovely preloader, and happy ClockDay to all!



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars August 20, 2009

Pretty funny

Booby trapped. For some reason it reminded me of the dame. Ha ha.


Rated 4 / 5 stars August 20, 2009

I don't get it...

Why would boob clock hire a detective to solve a murder when she was already collecting the money? Did she try to frame corpse grinder in order to avoid paying him? Also, does anyone know where I can find rule 34 on the clock crew?
Plot aside, I liked the line about the apartment being depressing, that was funny. F U clock is now my favorite clock.

FUClock responds:

Sadly, this seems to be the most frequently asked question in this Flash.

When Corpse finds F U snooping around, he says, "I should have known that bitch would try to send someone to finish me off." Her plan, in theory, was to use F U Clock to off Corpsegrinder to get rid of the only witness, and reinforce her own innocence in the matter.

Thanks for the review!


Rated 5 / 5 stars August 20, 2009

Oh my fucking god!

This isn't getting a 10 just because its a clock flash, its getting a ten because this is seriously amazing. The storyline is great, the artwork was SPLENDID, and it really kept me interested the whole time. great job.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars August 19, 2009


pretty fuckin good


Rated 5 / 5 stars August 19, 2009

good work

solid story, music. nice job