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Aug 15, 2009 | 6:31 PM EDT

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Author Comments

This is my first attempt at doing anything like this. Like Bill Watterson before me, I have seen almost nothing having to do with noir other than parodies, so forgive me if I rely entirely on cliche's.

Big thanks to Corpsegrinder for the lovely preloader, and happy ClockDay to all!



Rated 5 / 5 stars August 25, 2009

Anyone who doesnt enjoy the voices

Go suck a big hairy one, for thats the god dam point of the freaking flash. That is all.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars August 24, 2009


At of all the crap nowadays about evil robots, over 9000 remixes, and that one Stanky leg song... This is just a big heeping helping of orgasm after sorting through all the shit-whores you see on the street. Thank you.


Rated 5 / 5 stars August 24, 2009

Great Flash

"I wasent a fan of his vioce" But its HIS voice(Its Clock Crew... Thats kinda the fuckin point!) I really loved the video tho. Great story! If you ever need some music for youre movies just give me a holla


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars August 24, 2009

LOL at the ending.

But its weird that the guy din realize its an empty envelope since an empty one is v thin....
though i expect the woman to be the killer ('cos i've watched a certain movie b4 and ur story's twist is the same as it) , but the ending is stil cute. only that their voices are irritating xDu shud record ur own voices :P


Rated 0 / 5 stars August 23, 2009

uh i hate the voice

it seemed good but i absolutely hate the microsoft sam narrator thing you do realize you can download better ones

FUClock responds:

I've used Microsoft Sam since I started in '02. It's F U's voice. Good to see that warranted a 0.