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Aug 15, 2009 | 6:31 PM EDT

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Author Comments

This is my first attempt at doing anything like this. Like Bill Watterson before me, I have seen almost nothing having to do with noir other than parodies, so forgive me if I rely entirely on cliche's.

Big thanks to Corpsegrinder for the lovely preloader, and happy ClockDay to all!



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Love it

I do hope ther will be a F.U Clock - P.I 2 :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

A very cool clock video.

Priceless, just like the job. "Women."... just perfect.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Why did Dame hire F U?

Seems like she had gotten away with it before then.

FUClock responds:

The semi-unspoken reason was to get rid of Corpsegrinder, being the only witness.

Thanks for the review!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Good murder mystery with a surprising twist...keep up the good work


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I was really drawn into the story and you really stuck to the cliche that is noir. The witty jokes and puns were perfect for the genre and this flash and I love the gritty 30's detective style, very well done.

The overall story to it feels like the same old story we have seen with any kind of these movies. That isn't a bad thing though, because it works and you put the story together so well. Great submission and its a big F U to clock day and the waves of shitty flashes that come in and I have to say, it's refreshing. Great job.

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