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Submitted: 08/10/2009 | 05:23AM EST
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Current Score: 2.33 / 5.00
437 votes | 4,337 views
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Blam this piece of crap!
This makes poop look good.
Nothing too new or interesting.
Not bad. In fact… I like it!
This Flash is crunk, fo' shizzle!
Woot!!! All my 5 R belong to this!
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Use your best flirting skills to get her in to the bedroom! The game has multiple endings, so make sure you find them all!
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Average Score: 7.4 / 10
"Urgh..."
I get why people do the gag-flashes like these. I get why they can work. Just a few things I wish you had done to at least give me the impression this was going somewhere good before it all went to hell. First off, why the fuck did whatever that thing was look like a potato and [work omitted]? Why couldn't it have looked like a rather attract/cute girl. Then I would have been even more surprised when shit went bananas. Also, that banana ending made less sense than waiting 12 years for Duke Nukem Forever in a cryostasis chamber. I give it two stars for the attempt, but if you really want to fuck with people's heads, you had a lot more you could have done.
"Fantasitc"
This is frontpage material, that ending was great!
"Lol"
I came into this, preparing to blam it all to hell. I mean I am a fan of Hentai flashes and certain other attempts at satirizing them have been unfunny at best, but this was well made and actually funny. Congratulations. My hate is off to you.
My hate is off you too!
"seroiusly"
wtf was that....i mean jesus... hwne they actuelly got 2 the part i thought he was stabbing her like a alien or something
stabbing her like a alien or something
"racist lowlife farts in Newgrounds elevator"
I am so sorry I watched this drek. You're not sorry you made it, are you? No, you think it's so funny. You fancy yourself a satirist no doubt. A wry commentator deconstructing the moral ambiguity of adult rated flash at Newgrounds, yeah. I disagree. Yet I also no there's no persuading you to mend your errant ways, no hope that you'll start making newgrounds flash that involves topics you actually care about. Cause you're afraid. Afraid of all your friends out there who will mock you, and make trashy flash [like Japanese School girl] and ridicule your work. Whatever. El Seven. and sad.
Not a fan of the postmodernist movement I take it?
