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Aug 4, 2009 | 11:57 AM EDT

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The Russians sneer at rival countries and their frivolous animal-flinging methods. Its time to send their own.

Developed by Armor Games
Programmed by jmtb02
Music by ParagonX9

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Expert mode was insane but definitely not impossible. took me 217 deaths to do it.
Second part of the walrus fight just try to doge the flashing bullets and not the regular ones, there's too much to pay attention to. But It IS possible!

Overall a really enjoyable game, Loved the randomness of the giraffe and the additional rockets each time made me laugh. More insane weapons and add ons for cutscenes please XD
I wish it waas a little longer with maybe a bonus stage for finishing expert mode as it was sooo difficult to beat! but great work jmtb02, this is now one of my favorite games here on NG~


Rated 2 / 5 stars

too hard

no sexual joke intended.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Looks REAAAALLY similar to Infinite Giraffe:


Rated 5 / 5 stars

i like this, its short so i play this when i dont feel like playing a long adventure type game


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome short funny game, I liked how the music and the game well synced.