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The Russians sneer at rival countries and their frivolous animal-flinging methods. Its time to send their own.
Developed by Armor Games
Programmed by jmtb02
Music by ParagonX9
Arrow Keys to Move
the end boss was a bit hard cause you couldn't see anything but that made it addictive
you should make a longer game with upgrades and stuff
Holy Mother of the Long Necked Gods
This game made no sense, it was short, easy, and better then a thousand dollar whore. I was laughing the entire time, making it all the more difficult to control my giraffe, and the fact Canada got a walrus into space first.... I had to pause in order to control how much I began to choke.
Amazing game, novel idea, up there with portal brilliance.
The music made this game.
But I also really loved the idea and the fact that the whole game had me tweaking out because I couldn't see the rockets. Also, griaffes are awesome so...
the walrus was mad beast
i laughed my ass off
veery funny and original
The darkly comedic strategy RPG continues.
Idle your way through the history of a Hero!
Help Andrew raise $5000 ASAP or else his inn will be demolished.
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