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Aug 4, 2009 | 11:57 AM EDT

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The Russians sneer at rival countries and their frivolous animal-flinging methods. Its time to send their own.

Developed by Armor Games
Programmed by jmtb02
Music by ParagonX9

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


awesome game
the end boss was a bit hard cause you couldn't see anything but that made it addictive

you should make a longer game with upgrades and stuff


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Holy Mother of the Long Necked Gods

This game made no sense, it was short, easy, and better then a thousand dollar whore. I was laughing the entire time, making it all the more difficult to control my giraffe, and the fact Canada got a walrus into space first.... I had to pause in order to control how much I began to choke.

Amazing game, novel idea, up there with portal brilliance.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

The music made this game.

But I also really loved the idea and the fact that the whole game had me tweaking out because I couldn't see the rockets. Also, griaffes are awesome so...


Rated 5 / 5 stars

freaking hilarious

the walrus was mad beast

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


i laughed my ass off

veery funny and original

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