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Aug 4, 2009 | 11:57 AM EDT

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The Russians sneer at rival countries and their frivolous animal-flinging methods. Its time to send their own.

Developed by Armor Games
Programmed by jmtb02
Music by ParagonX9

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


i laughed so hard, this game was very simple yet challanging, and also very fun. you should make more! this deserves a perfect score 10'd 5'd


Rated 5 / 5 stars



Rated 5 / 5 stars

wasn't expecting that

a walurous beat the ussr there ?

anyways awsome game, nice fast but fun.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Amazing, and NOT impossible :)

The music is the best imo, I fell in love once I heard it lol.

After playing normal randomly once every few weeks, trying to do perfect runs though I bothered to try expert... 64 death later, 102/dan88albums/Random/expert.png :) But yeah, amazing game for how simple it is, the difficult was perfect for normal. I found the mouse controls to be superior to the keyboard for most of it btw, probably just coz I used the mouse first lol.

Anyway for people saying that expert is impossible, in stage 3 just ignore the missilve coming from the top and do everything to dodge the ones below, I did it in 1 shot. Walrus stage 1, go to the bottom corners and time your swing such that you pass through a gap in the stream of missiles as they fly direcyl downwards. As for part 5... Good luck lol, seems you need it. I ignored everything except the walrus' missiles and got it down lo <10% plenty of times, thankfully one round went all the way.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

awesome game!

could'nt stop smiling as i played it

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