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The Russians sneer at rival countries and their frivolous animal-flinging methods. Its time to send their own.
Developed by Armor Games
Programmed by jmtb02
Music by ParagonX9
Arrow Keys to Move
its ok at first but after u advance there is so much flash art that its almost impossible to get past the walrus!
cool use of the music
i like it how the music is build into that game, awesome
I've never laughed so hard at a game
My only complaint is that expert mode is, to my best knowledge, impossible. I'm not one to call something impossible but when I can't get half-past the first screen after 30 deaths, that says something. I'm good at dodging games, mind you, and this just seems beyond anyone's ability.
Normal mode was AWESOME though.
Simple, yet hard enough to be addicting. I love it. The only downside is the laser pack and the walrus's missiles and the ground-to-air missiles. Everything flashes, and the flashing lasers make it so much harder to concentrate on the missiles coming at you. If that was intentional though, you're doing a heck of a good job annoying my eyes. Keep up the preposterous.....ly outstanding work!!!
This game is stupid
...and I mean that in the best way possible.
It takes a unique mind to think of strapping rockets to a giraffes head and have it's neck stretch all the way into space, complete with laser and missile attachments
The normal mode is very brief and easy, it's there so you can enjoy the humour and the silly storyline,
Expert mode I found to be quite impossible, and I speak as someone (going to sound arrogant here) who is excellent at the oldskool space shooters that most people write off as way too hard in regards to dodging bullets. So if you can finish the game on expert then you've got something to be pretty proud of in my book.
Dear Missus Bin, what have you done to your friends?
It’s Gideon and Reed’s first escape room and it’s gonna be a blast!
Old-school parody RPG with an epic plot.
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