Tired of waiting?
Click here to disable ads!
You are not logged in. If you sign up for an account,
you can gain additional voting power over time, allowing your vote to have an even
greater impact on submission scores!
The Russians sneer at rival countries and their frivolous animal-flinging methods. Its time to send their own.
Developed by Armor Games
Programmed by jmtb02
Music by ParagonX9
Arrow Keys to Move
Amazing, and NOT impossible :)
The music is the best imo, I fell in love once I heard it lol.
After playing normal randomly once every few weeks, trying to do perfect runs though I bothered to try expert... 64 death later, http://i746.photobucket.com/albums/xx 102/dan88albums/Random/expert.png :) But yeah, amazing game for how simple it is, the difficult was perfect for normal. I found the mouse controls to be superior to the keyboard for most of it btw, probably just coz I used the mouse first lol.
Anyway for people saying that expert is impossible, in stage 3 just ignore the missilve coming from the top and do everything to dodge the ones below, I did it in 1 shot. Walrus stage 1, go to the bottom corners and time your swing such that you pass through a gap in the stream of missiles as they fly direcyl downwards. As for part 5... Good luck lol, seems you need it. I ignored everything except the walrus' missiles and got it down lo <10% plenty of times, thankfully one round went all the way.
its ok at first but after u advance there is so much flash art that its almost impossible to get past the walrus!
cool use of the music
i like it how the music is build into that game, awesome
I've never laughed so hard at a game
My only complaint is that expert mode is, to my best knowledge, impossible. I'm not one to call something impossible but when I can't get half-past the first screen after 30 deaths, that says something. I'm good at dodging games, mind you, and this just seems beyond anyone's ability.
Normal mode was AWESOME though.
Simple, yet hard enough to be addicting. I love it. The only downside is the laser pack and the walrus's missiles and the ground-to-air missiles. Everything flashes, and the flashing lasers make it so much harder to concentrate on the missiles coming at you. If that was intentional though, you're doing a heck of a good job annoying my eyes. Keep up the preposterous.....ly outstanding work!!!
Health Reminder 3: The Unfixable Thought Machine
This is oil story... The real trend of the world. How Tuk uses oil to solve his problems?
newgrounds.com — Your #1 online entertainment & artist community! All your base are belong to us.