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The Russians sneer at rival countries and their frivolous animal-flinging methods. Its time to send their own.
Developed by Armor Games
Programmed by jmtb02
Music by ParagonX9
Arrow Keys to Move
I WILL KILL YOU WALRUS!!!
Lol very funny and very original
Fun game, I like the articles as well. I also liked the giraffe's expression when you-know-what-happens (ending).
I have trouble starting it.
I click, and it goes down a little and fades a bit, I click again, and it goes down and dissapears, and then nothing happens. I just see the article.
Go Comrade Megam-I mean, Go Comrade Giraffe.
Giraffes? I like.
Mindless Bullet-Dodging Action? I like.
Russia? In Soviet Russia, Giraffe launches you!
Canada? Is propaganda created by those arrogant capitalist pigs.
Too much flashing stuff. Messed with my eyes alot, almost gave me a headeache. The theme is amusing, the sound was awesome. Just get rid of the flashy stuff and have the player control the shooting.
A retro-inspired 2D Action RPG set in the distant future (DEMO)
Travel the world on an epic shark lifting adventure!
What happens after the final boss is defeated?
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