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Aug 4, 2009 | 11:57 AM EDT

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The Russians sneer at rival countries and their frivolous animal-flinging methods. Its time to send their own.

Developed by Armor Games
Programmed by jmtb02
Music by ParagonX9

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


That was fun and funny.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

my kingdom for a little wiggle room

at first i died a few times on the very first par tand started thinking it was stupid, then i tried it one more time and i got the lazers. 0.o

its a good concept but the main thing about it is you dont have alot of room to dodge things, if it was a bit wider then i personally think it would be more fun, then you could make it longer and have more rediculous powerups.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Two deaths at my first try.

Awesome game with a funny concept. :D


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Comrade Girraffe

very good, but the visual effects made it hard to see the missles. funny nonetheless, died only 6 times :P


Rated 5 / 5 stars

done and done

two deaths. eat it!