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The Russians sneer at rival countries and their frivolous animal-flinging methods. Its time to send their own.
Developed by Armor Games
Programmed by jmtb02
Music by ParagonX9
Arrow Keys to Move
Horrible controls ruin the game.
You're only allowed to be hit 3 times, yet even when you strafe as fast as possible, your giraffe moves at a cripplingly slow pace. You can barely make it 10 seconds.
It was awesome. I just laughed at the premise the whole time I was playing. A giraffe with rockets attached to his neck? Genuis. There has to be more to this game, I beat it in less than 5 min and it just irritated the shit out of me that that was it. Please for the love of god (or satan if thats what your'e into) make a million senseless sequels. This will be a classic.
Warning before a restart.
I really liked the game, but one thing that annoyed the hell out of me was that enemies would attack immediately after you spawned at your checkpoint. Way too many times I was getting hit by 3 bombs before I could even react to dodge them, especially in expert mode. At least put a little "3-2-1-GO!" thing there.
great stuff as usual
I've been playing Hedgehog Launch (1 and 2), and had expected a giraffe launch, and I was pleasantly surprised at this.
As others have stated, it is a bit challenging (not much room, side to side), and the visual effects make it hard to sometimes see the missiles/bombs.
Otherwise, it is a great game, albeit a little short (dying a lot helped make it longer, but it may be construed as a waste by others for dying so much), but I look forward to your next game.
9/10 (only for the occasional hard-to-see moments)
That was fun and funny.
There is no game. Trust me. DO NOT PLAY!
A bonus episode of an anime-inspired series about an otaku turned dooms day survivor!
Time to find this Wizard of OZ.
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