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The Russians sneer at rival countries and their frivolous animal-flinging methods. Its time to send their own.
Developed by Armor Games
Programmed by jmtb02
Music by ParagonX9
Arrow Keys to Move
the game seemed dumb at first glance but it was pretty good...music kept the urgency of dodging missles...i agree with Kain, someguy u have no skills...game wasnt difficult...i beat it within bout 5 minutes on first try w/ no deaths...wish it was longer and more detailed but good game...
Wow, you must suck, someguy.
Game was awesome, loved the Canadian Walrus. Good music fit in well, and controls were a bit sluggish, yes, but tolerable and added challenge to the game. Keep up the good work.
i beat this on my first try someguy789. found nothing wrong with it
Horrible controls ruin the game.
You're only allowed to be hit 3 times, yet even when you strafe as fast as possible, your giraffe moves at a cripplingly slow pace. You can barely make it 10 seconds.
It was awesome. I just laughed at the premise the whole time I was playing. A giraffe with rockets attached to his neck? Genuis. There has to be more to this game, I beat it in less than 5 min and it just irritated the shit out of me that that was it. Please for the love of god (or satan if thats what your'e into) make a million senseless sequels. This will be a classic.
Shoot swords, teleport and don't mess with the turtles
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