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Aug 4, 2009 | 11:57 AM EDT

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The Russians sneer at rival countries and their frivolous animal-flinging methods. Its time to send their own.

Developed by Armor Games
Programmed by jmtb02
Music by ParagonX9

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Wow, you must suck, someguy.

Game was awesome, loved the Canadian Walrus. Good music fit in well, and controls were a bit sluggish, yes, but tolerable and added challenge to the game. Keep up the good work.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


i beat this on my first try someguy789. found nothing wrong with it


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Horrible controls ruin the game.

You're only allowed to be hit 3 times, yet even when you strafe as fast as possible, your giraffe moves at a cripplingly slow pace. You can barely make it 10 seconds.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fukin Sweet

It was awesome. I just laughed at the premise the whole time I was playing. A giraffe with rockets attached to his neck? Genuis. There has to be more to this game, I beat it in less than 5 min and it just irritated the shit out of me that that was it. Please for the love of god (or satan if thats what your'e into) make a million senseless sequels. This will be a classic.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Warning before a restart.

I really liked the game, but one thing that annoyed the hell out of me was that enemies would attack immediately after you spawned at your checkpoint. Way too many times I was getting hit by 3 bombs before I could even react to dodge them, especially in expert mode. At least put a little "3-2-1-GO!" thing there.

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