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The Russians sneer at rival countries and their frivolous animal-flinging methods. Its time to send their own.
Developed by Armor Games
Programmed by jmtb02
Music by ParagonX9
Arrow Keys to Move
freakin' omega walrus and hella techno, best frontpage in a while.
the music was ace, it reminded me of the entrance sequence of Ratchet ans Clank.
Holy Mother of the Long Necked Gods
This game made no sense, it was short, easy, and better then a thousand dollar whore. I was laughing the entire time, making it all the more difficult to control my giraffe, and the fact Canada got a walrus into space first.... I had to pause in order to control how much I began to choke.
Amazing game, novel idea, up there with portal brilliance.
Below author's potential.
If this was a game by a flash-artist I have never heard anything before I would surely be impressed. The controls are fluid, the graphics fast and everything is snychronized finely with a soundtrack by fabulous paragonX9. But considering the fact this flash was done by jmtb02 who has already done such masterpieces as Dark Cut it seems just like a little practice piece for the author.
Plus, it is nearly impossible to read the text in the beginning and the game is very short.
BEST FLASH GAME EVER
3D Action Driving Game
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