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Aug 4, 2009 | 11:57 AM EDT

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The Russians sneer at rival countries and their frivolous animal-flinging methods. Its time to send their own.

Developed by Armor Games
Programmed by jmtb02
Music by ParagonX9

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


the techno music really suited the game

all in all, was just a little too short, but really WOWed me for some reason.

i was expecting another flying upgrading genre game, but it wasnt <3


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

holy piss

freakin' omega walrus and hella techno, best frontpage in a while.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


the music was ace, it reminded me of the entrance sequence of Ratchet ans Clank.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Holy Mother of the Long Necked Gods

This game made no sense, it was short, easy, and better then a thousand dollar whore. I was laughing the entire time, making it all the more difficult to control my giraffe, and the fact Canada got a walrus into space first.... I had to pause in order to control how much I began to choke.

Amazing game, novel idea, up there with portal brilliance.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Below author's potential.

If this was a game by a flash-artist I have never heard anything before I would surely be impressed. The controls are fluid, the graphics fast and everything is snychronized finely with a soundtrack by fabulous paragonX9. But considering the fact this flash was done by jmtb02 who has already done such masterpieces as Dark Cut it seems just like a little practice piece for the author.
Plus, it is nearly impossible to read the text in the beginning and the game is very short.