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Aug 4, 2009 | 11:57 AM EDT

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The Russians sneer at rival countries and their frivolous animal-flinging methods. Its time to send their own.

Developed by Armor Games
Programmed by jmtb02
Music by ParagonX9

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

The music made this game.

But I also really loved the idea and the fact that the whole game had me tweaking out because I couldn't see the rockets. Also, griaffes are awesome so...


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

short,easy but awesome

it was a great game congrats xD and enjoy every bit of it couldve been longer though hope you make a sequel the urss conquering mars or something xD great job!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

o....m....g..... that was awsome

there are no words that can describe the awesomeness of this game


Rated 5 / 5 stars


A little short and kinda easy (I beat it by moving my mouse from side to side and watching TV), but it was original and jazzy.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Canadian Mega-Walrus FTW!!!!!

Omg that game was such a nice little bite of awesome, coulda been a bit longer but it was still pretty sweet, nearly pissed myself when the Walrus showed up (u'd think we'd send a moose instead but w/e still awesome)

Dude i don't care if every game u make from now on is only 5 mins of gameplay, if they're this good u'll always have my 5/5's