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Aug 4, 2009 | 11:57 AM EDT

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The Russians sneer at rival countries and their frivolous animal-flinging methods. Its time to send their own.

Developed by Armor Games
Programmed by jmtb02
Music by ParagonX9

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Commie Giraffes!

Haha so funny! I love the part where the giraffe gets angry eyes >:"[


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great game...

...but it's way too hard. I'm weaving past one group of bombs with full health and get hit by a small cluster and die instantly... I don't know, it just seems too hard.

My suggestion is to widen the playing area a bit. I think it's because it's way too narrow, so that makes it hard to dodge the bombs.

Anyway, love the graphics, music, how the music syncs up perfectly... I have to say that it's awesome. But the game is just too hard.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not bad...

I have to admit its a good game but: The graphics were great, the idea was good and the gameplay was flounce and fun but it was kinda boring and... you know the same. but it was good.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

I know..

I'm being a total jackass right now. but when do you learn.. EVEN THO you think u got excellent music in-game.. ALWAYS INCLUDE A MUTE BUTTON! Or if not, then M or S should do the magic. PLS! You just made me NOT play because I really are in the mood for some of my music and newgrounds games...but unplayable with my BRILLAINT music (:P) and this.. MADNESS....Really.. I bet it would take about 2 min to make a button and a mute script..

But well, seems like a great game, and I have enjoyed all ur games so far. Too bad I'm listening to music, right?

And yes, I'm prepared - and gladly waiting - for my tons of "OMG FUCKING USELESS!!!" ratings :)


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I lol'd

I had a dream about raging Giraffe's last night. Kinda odd I'd be playing as one now.