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DWARFINATORclock shares a few lessons of life with you, the viewer.
Sit back, have a spot of tea, and enjoy.
lol, you got that documentary movie voice. Like the one you hear on like the animal planet or the history channel.
Everything about the video
sucked. No animation except the clock hand moving. And everything he said was bullshit. It's only true if you take it too far. If you meet it in between, everything is fine. Anyone can say "Hey, that's a nice dress you're wearing!", and the girl will smile and say thanks. For those that disagree, that's either because you were staring at her tits, or you're just really ugly. (probably the 2nd one)
And yes I realize this video is intended by dumbasses that don't know shit, but I know there are a few people that would strongly believe most of that. So as Dwarfinatorclock would say... If you try to impress guys, you're gay. If you try to impress the ladies, you might as well be gay because you're all shit out of luck.
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this was a really good life lesson.True with no exxagerration.
everything is a paradox then
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