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The second game ever playable in Swahili. Dubbed in English AND Japanese. This is a turkey the size of the Titanic. Incidentally it's also playable in Turkish.
Big thanks to all voice actors and translators (especially the ones I found here at NG!).
Original music by Khuskan.
hilarious ending when you die. the one eyed blue guy didnt even kill me tho and he still got arrested. it shoulda been that green flyin thing
really? there is an ending for the green guy too, I'll see what variable got mixed up
Chill the fuck out.
To play again, close and reopen the flash, when the kongregate logo shows up for the first time, click on it, then you can click on the play arrow and you'll be able to give it another go.
when you played the game and died and played through all the continues and eventually see your photo, then if you refresh the game and start it again, you'll see a grave and every time you come back there will be more grass growing on the grave, still testing it out :P
If i knew how serious you were about the one life thing when i started playing, i would have said NAW FUCK THE GIRLFRIEND, im goiing to go to the shops and stay alive instead.
this is sooo creative! and im still dead when i came back to play!
You can play one more time by opening an incognito window
Yeah well incognito mode wasn't a very common/well-known feature when I originally made the game.
Shoot swords, teleport and don't mess with the turtles
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