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Aug 2, 2009 | 4:21 PM EDT
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The second game ever playable in Swahili. Dubbed in English AND Japanese. This is a turkey the size of the Titanic. Incidentally it's also playable in Turkish.

Big thanks to all voice actors and translators (especially the ones I found here at NG!).

Original music by Khuskan.



Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

this game sucks...i can only play once...FUUUUUUUUUU


Rated 5 / 5 stars

When I have one heart left. I restart the game.


Rated 3 / 5 stars

If this is a troll game, it's a pretty damn good one. But after 10 refreshes, it's starting to piss me off... a lot.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

i cheated god by just reloading the page when i had only one life left :3


Rated 1 / 5 stars

Yeah, I get the whole 'real life only gives you one shot' gimmick, but the joy of games is being able to go back and see how else the story can go. Locking out the ending to anyone who screws up is unfair to the audience.