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Aug 2, 2009 | 4:21 PM EDT
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The second game ever playable in Swahili. Dubbed in English AND Japanese. This is a turkey the size of the Titanic. Incidentally it's also playable in Turkish.

Big thanks to all voice actors and translators (especially the ones I found here at NG!).

Original music by Khuskan.



Rated 5 / 5 stars August 9, 2009

I see what you did there

It was a counter-measure to prevent retards from ever finishing the game, wasn't it? Even aside from that one small hurdle, this is a very difficult game. I have lost more than 10 times now.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars August 9, 2009


all you gotta do is empty/reset your cc drive i.e. the thing that stores all the sites you have previously been 2

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Rated 5 / 5 stars August 9, 2009

awesome game

great concept, thou would've liked a tutorial at the start JUST incase there were any move's that I should've known or whether to inform us that the monster's were killable, I was intentionally avoiding them until i mistakenly fell on top of one before realising they were indeed killable.

a suggestion to extend the playability without having to bring him back might involve including friends/family participating to get revenge for the death of the main character, maybe including ending's to show how their own death's add to the conflict betwee the pink lizards and any friends/family.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars August 9, 2009

what is wrong with people

this game was ment as a joke. personaly I thought it was freaking hilarious and the person/persons that rated all those reviews as useless is/are douche(s).


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars August 9, 2009

clever joke, but...

I like the joke and making it one life only. But to be able to never play the game again is very annoying and makes this game suck.