Eulogy For: Aqua Man Flash game

(Score at Death: 1.13/5.00)

This submission was BLAMMED by our users.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

07/19/09 – 07/20/09


Submitted by cackletta with the following comments:

Play as Aquaman and travel threw many levels to get all the wedding equipment back for your good ol friend. :)

or jusst go one on one with two bosses from the game. (This game will have an updated version with more opponents)

click on enemys to shoot. but it dosen't matter im taking thid down i a coulpe days

THIS IS NOT A PLATFORMER

i woul've mde it a pltformer but half the action scripts on newgrounds don't seem o work on macromedia flash mx. Exept 1 but its very simple and wouldnt get me no more than 1.90 Im taking this down due to the low score. sorry I didn't give instructions.

arrow keys-move
click-shoot

basic land= no music

SORRY GUYS FOR EVERYTHING. I WAS DISAPPOINTED ALSO. IF THIS DOESN'T EACH 1.50 IN THE NEXT 3 DAYS THIS IS GOING DOWN.

also if you tried clicking and it didn't work thats cuz some enemys can DEFEND.

Score: 10
xDMQUAID1993x

"Great Game"

date: July 19, 2009

Good Job!


Score: 3
monkeyboy44

"tell people what button to shoot!"

date: July 19, 2009

tell me


Score: 3
wisconsin212

"well"

date: July 19, 2009

you sorta dont really tell the player the controlls but sadly the art style is very unapealing you know how to make a platformer but work on it alittle more maby a few more frames for walking and stuff


Score: 4
JXYEAH

"WTF"

by: JXYEAH
date: July 20, 2009

how do you shoot? I tried every buttu=on but I can't shoot...


Score: 9
lolman99

"mouse click"

date: July 20, 2009

shoot with mouse click.


Score: 0
FlashFan2000

"Uh, this is crap"

date: July 20, 2009

Your instructions clearly says to shoot the enemies. Ok, which button is it? You never say and none of the keys fired anything. You can't even jump, and you are stuck in a loop to retry.

This game was awful. You can't even get past to 2 Mario mushrooms because you can't fire or jump and you have a death screen mocking the player?

You got a blam for sure from me. Next time, test the game, or at least learn more about the controls.


Score: 3
HAHABUSBOY

"bad."

date: July 20, 2009

Like everyone else said, you can't shoot. i even tried clicking. good try but you'll have to do better.


Score: 0
Obsessed117

"What a crappy game"

date: July 20, 2009

You don't say how to shoot. Luckily I figured it out and you hit mouse click. Your graphics and animation are also terrible. That is not aqua man...your character is a guy who looks like a penis because of his retarded hat.


Score: 1
N20k

"shoot"

by: N20k
date: July 20, 2009

Like all legitimately terrible(sorry) games, this one has god awful graphics, art, and basic instruction. I obviously don't want to start the game without knowing the rules first, so... I read the instructions: "Get to flag at the end of the level, Arrow Keys to move." Seemed simple enough, then you showed the enemies, which, for some reason, were able to walk through, and then kicked our ass into the game where we're supposed to SHOOT the enemies... yeah... you forgot to mention that part. Furthermore, there is no shooting button, I've tried all the buttons... and none work, and apparently if the enemy is in it's helmet, you can't just walk, or jump over them, you have to shoot. There isn't even a fucking jump button... How? Oh, I also love the fact that you can walk off screen, and your ingenious choice of names... "Basicland?" Look, I don't mean to hurt you personally, but this game is downright terrible. You're going to have to do a few more updates than just more enemies in the next version, because unfortunately, Aqua man... Aqua sucked.

1/10


Score: 0
arquis

"needs a lot of work."

by: arquis
date: July 20, 2009

You need to have better instructions (you don't tell us how to shoot.), the collision detection sucks, you can't jump (in a platformer!), you kill the enemy by clicking on it (which is just makes the fighting pointless), and the boss kills you just by jumping in the air (nothing even touched me). These are the things that jumped out at me most. Please take this as some constructive criticism, and try to work on some of this stuff for the next time.


Score: 1
underbellydominator1

"jeez man..."

date: July 20, 2009

it was just so terrible I had to debate whether or not to write a review. I would bet no one on this ENTIRE website would give it higher than a 3. plz don't make another one


Score: 3
nsalty91

"Lack of instruction"

date: July 20, 2009

It really wasn't that bad....i mean, its pretty impossible if you don't know how to "shoot", which you have to mouse click your enemies...and since you did not say how to do so...that's a pretty big thing to forget...

Even knowing how to shoot, its a pretty mediocre game.


Score: 3
hijaru

"Awesome!"

by: hijaru
date: July 20, 2009

Don't let the summary title mislead you. It could be good if; you explained how to kill enemies, it had better graphics, better thought through enemies, better collision detection, better controls (WASD+mouse, instead of arrow keys+mouse).
One positive point though, the How To Play was nice. I enjoyed being able to immediately test everything out, it could use some improvement, but the idea is good.
2 points for trying, 1 point for the How To Play part.


Score: 6
Aloname

"Nice but..."

date: July 20, 2009

There are a lot of bugs with the snake enemy and there is a big lack of music.
But the rest is very fun!