-- UPDATE --
A few glitches have been fixed:
1. Boss 1 [Penis] and Boss 3 [Tom Fulp] have lasers that don't lag your computer as much anymore. Less detail, looks better, flows better.
2. Additional enemies added (Mini Penises) -- (After Level 6)
3. When you got the star bonus, you move faster, transfer between speeds no longer causes you to "slide along the screen" anymore.
4. The LEVEL 12 glitch where the screen turns white and the level shoots up forever has now been fixed. Sorry about that one, guys, but problem solved [:
Please be sure to inform me of other glitches, and leave me constructive feedback. Let me know if you have any ideas, and again, I'll try to respond to all constructive reviews. Right now, I've actually replied to all reviews, constructive or not.
If you played this before and there was no music, try it again, because I uploaded the wrong, unfinished version!
Okay, well I started this game a loooooong time ago as a side project from my many never-to-finish huge projects. I never thought I'd really finish it, but I came back to it and completed it finally. It's pretty fun and addicting, and has some funny bosses (3 bosses, so be sure to play them all) -- but it has no end, so you can play it forever until you die.
Please let me know of any glitches, and have fun playing it!
It's rather simple, nothing too complicated, and I didn't intend on it being anything more, so please review and rate fairly with that in mind.
HOW TO PLAY:
Arrow Keys/WASD - Move Your Controller
Mouse/Point+Click - Aim/Shoot
Touch or shoot white blocks. Shooting them gives you more points, the smaller they are, the more points they are worth, but don't let them hit the bottom, or you'll lose health!
Collect powerups and avoid enemies.
It's pretty intuitive from there! Don't play it too hard if you aren't prepared to die! ENJOY!!!