NOTE FROM PRINCESS LAUCHERELLA: Jessica Anne Churney-Strickland, better known to the internet as "The Horsebitch" has passed away. Out of respect to her, this will be the last Horsebitch Hijinks in the foreseeable future, I'm afraid. Horsebitch will be very much missed by, if no one else, her long time boyfriend Jon and me (for all the laughs she provided me). Goodbye, Horsebitch.
Without further ado...
Jessica Anne "Horsebitch" Churney-Strickland is a deadly mercenary employed by the sinister Tennipples Industries. She's the leader of the dreaded Horsebitch Cavalry, the aptly named Mr. Dr. Prof. Steeley Tennipples's elite band of equestrian femmes fatales!
For years, Horsebitch has been following Cyberen Broyoshi - the bumbling antihero of the popular, "edutaining" animated series, The Cyberen Sillies - waiting for a moment to strike and kidnap poor Cyberen, so that his body can be harvested into a doomsday device for the maniacal Prof. Tennipples.
Along the way, however, something unexpected happened: Horsebitch fell in love with Cyberen! Now she plays the role of a voluptuous double-agent, constantly staying one gallop ahead of both Cyberen and her insidiously evil employer, with the help of Susie, her wise-cracking horse!
This is her story...
Episode 7: Goodbye, Horsebitch (I'm flying over you)!
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The insidiously evil Mr. Dr. Prof. Steely Tennipples has finally done it. By this I mean he has finally issued the order Horsebitch has been dreading all along: He wants Horsebitch to deep six Cyberen! Oh dear!
Faced with the descision of her portly, young life, how will Horsebitch respond to this ugly ultimatum? WATCH AND FIND OUT!
Tonight's Hijinks, appropriately, features the song "Goodbye Horses" by Q-Lazzarus. I literally, since seeing "Silence of the Lambs" can not watch this song without taking off my clothes and dancing, just so y'all know what I'm doing after I submit this! Tee-hee!
Love you all to pieces! <3
HRH Laucherella
PS: One more thing, my pretties, don't forget a Cyberen MOVIE is in the works. I hope you all pee your pants about it. I know I have! Like... Literally... :-[
