Hello, boys and girls. Princess L in the house!!!!1
I have a brand spankin' new Cyberen for y'all! I hope you're excited because Cyberen gets out of jail this episode, that lucky ole guy!
Last episode ("Cyberen Drops the Soap" http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/501132), Cyberen was taken to the poorly staffed Drippy Penal infirmary, after his furry, orange butthole was torn open in the showers by a large Puerto Rican inmate.
When Cyberen regains consciousness, he is quite surprised to find a very familiar face - Dr. Buttswallows!
This faithful physician has followed the unfortunate Cyberen all the way to Drippy Penal, and (as usual) he has a plan! You guessed it, folks - HE'S GONNA GET CYBEREN HOME TO SANTA FE AND HIS LOVER JHONEN VASQUEZ! Whats even better is he's doing it TOTALLY LEGALLY! Cyberen's luck has changed! For good? No, not likely, but live in the moment, folks, okay?
What is the plan, you ask? Well, as you know, Cyberen has a face only a mother could love (and he has the Oedipus complex to prove it)! Buttswallows has convinced the local authorities to make Cyberen the guinea pig for a new program, reconstructing the faces of hideously disfigured prisoners, giving them a new name, and sending them off on work release to start a new life! Just like the Mickey Rourke movie "Johnny Handsome"!
So Cyberen's out of the "big house", but despite being handsome now, he's still Cyberen! How will he screw up this time? WATCH AND FIND OUT!
Love,
Ella <3
