: Fat Idols :

rated 4.41 / 5 stars
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Comedy - Original

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Jun 24, 2009 | 4:51 PM EDT
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A rant about the ever dwindling amount of fat people in the public eye.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


One of the greatest Foamy rants ever! This reminds me of this picture I found saying "You're fat; I'm not gonna sugar coat it because you'll eat that, too." These are words some people should live by, in MY opinion

BTW, This is my VERY FIRST REVIEW, so if you reply to this saying it sucks, give a reason!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fluoridated Water

Fluoride was used to treat hyperthyroidism in the 50's or so, until it was deemed too toxic to do such. But, they thought it was ok to use in drinking water to help promote strong bones and prevent cavities. Plus, many industries need a way to get rid of fluoride wastes they produce. So, the government, in all its wisdom, decided to allow fluoride to get put into drinking water, as a way to get rid of the waste and to help make people healthy. Recent studies have questioned this, and found that while fluoride builds denser bones, they're more brittle...hence a bunch of old people breaking their hips. It still penetrates organs and glands, like screwing up the pinneal gland, which regulates melatonin and the sleep cycle, and the thyroid which regulates metabolism. You take a nation of people, and give them a continuous supply of something that down-regulates their thyroid, they're going to have sugar/fat cravings in order to pack on weight to maintain body temperature. Fluoride has also been questioned in dental hygiene. At first, it was supposed to make strong teeth. But it makes brittle teeth instead. Then they backtrack and say it just kills off the plaque bacteria. But if that's the case, it's also killing off friendly probiotics in peoples digestive systems, which is why irritable bowel syndromes and such are on the rise. It's not a simple matter of "eating right and exercising more" when people have had their endocrine system systematically compromised, which depletes their energy and overrides their willpower, causing them to overeat and sit on the couch.

But, we're doing it for the kids, so it's all good. "Amercia, FUCK YEAH!"

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Oh how fucking rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Royally AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

so true

this is one of ur best and most agreeable rants ever

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

This speaks to me

As a fat guy, I can truly appreciate what's being said here

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